I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope.

Anya ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Jul 21, 2011 12:34:43 pm PDT #25878 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

My great aunt always stuck money in her bra "between the only two suckers I can trust".

Very nice.


beekaytee - Jul 21, 2011 12:36:12 pm PDT #25879 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Your boob is telling you to quit smoking.

This is what I'm thinkin.'

Hey, one of my followers on twitter has been hacked. I got a weird direct message from him. When I alerted him to it he responded, in some distress, with 'what do I DO?!"

I don't know. Does anyone have any ideas for how to respond to a twitter hack?


beekaytee - Jul 21, 2011 12:37:14 pm PDT #25880 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

between the only two suckers I can trust

Now that is an instant classic!


hippocampus - Jul 21, 2011 12:44:22 pm PDT #25881 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

I don't know. Does anyone have any ideas for how to respond to a twitter hack?

1) Change passwords Now.

2) Tweet "stupid weevils* in my twitter account. Fixed now. Sorries."

ETA: *Weevils are optional.


Strix - Jul 21, 2011 12:46:43 pm PDT #25882 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

And thirding on the the awesomeness of Vortex's aunt!

I keep money in my bra, too. I've had the same thing happen with a bunch of quarters.


beekaytee - Jul 21, 2011 12:46:59 pm PDT #25883 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Thanks Sox. I'll pass it on.


smonster - Jul 21, 2011 12:52:20 pm PDT #25884 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

A friend of mine in Peace Corps kept money tucked in the waistband of her underwear (no pockets for the wimmins, you know), but she kept forgetting when she was drunk and losing it down the outhouse.


Laga - Jul 21, 2011 1:31:23 pm PDT #25885 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

No new leads on the murder case. Police released previously withheld evidence hoping someone will come forward with new information.


billytea - Jul 21, 2011 1:37:11 pm PDT #25886 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Your boob is telling you to quit smoking.

There's a 'nanny state' joke in there somewhere.


Laga - Jul 21, 2011 1:37:35 pm PDT #25887 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I needed that laugh.