Tracy: 'When you can't run, you crawl... and when you can't crawl, when you can't do that--' Zoe: 'You find someone to carry you.'

'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - Jul 20, 2011 9:27:38 am PDT #25789 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

yay: I got it together enough to walk up the hill in the humidity to go to a free Yoga class.

boo: Yoga instructor phoned in that she had an emergency and wouldn't be able to make it.

I repaired to the house for a nap.


Zenkitty - Jul 20, 2011 9:28:22 am PDT #25790 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

bonny, insent!

My ex Mike has a NYC apartment that's almost mythically big and lovely. It's in a rent-controlled building (a concept I don't quite understand) so he can afford it by himself. Seems a little old man lived there for like his whole life and 2 seconds after he died, the realtor was on the phone with Mike going, "Quick, man, there are hordes of homeless barbarians at the gate, give me a deposit!"


Laga - Jul 20, 2011 9:34:49 am PDT #25791 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Dog's fine btw. I know you guys weren't worried but just in case. I mean she's still crazy but not appreciably sicker. Roomie caught me saying, "it's going to be a while before I kiss you on the mouth again." and commented, "But when she ate cat poop, that was OK?"


Zenkitty - Jul 20, 2011 9:37:03 am PDT #25792 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Laga, IME pets eat insects alla time. 'tis protein.


Cass - Jul 20, 2011 9:54:05 am PDT #25793 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Congrats to your sister, smonster!

Breathe on people who anger you.

I find this kinda unfunny.

(Cass, stop laughing.)

I'm only going to mock you if it's in English. Translated, I think it's kinda perfect.


Toddson - Jul 20, 2011 9:59:17 am PDT #25794 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Everything's classier in Latin.

And on the pets, we used to have a cat who fancied herself a great hunter who'd catch and eat the crickets in my mother's house. She'd throw them up, but I think it was more because of the legs being indigestible - and sticking her in the stomach - than them being bad for her. Whatever, she lived to be 17+.


Ginger - Jul 20, 2011 10:08:26 am PDT #25795 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I had a cat who could leap up and catch a palmetto bug 5 feet up on the wall, then eat it. The suddenly flying cat was startling, but in the South, a good bugger is valuable.


amych - Jul 20, 2011 10:09:28 am PDT #25796 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I suddenly want a tat that says "Don't speak Latin in front of the books." In Latin.


Laga - Jul 20, 2011 10:12:59 am PDT #25797 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

If anyone ever grokked that tattoo you'd have to marry them.


Zenkitty - Jul 20, 2011 10:28:32 am PDT #25798 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I find this kinda unfunny.

What, did you think I was serious?