Mal: He calls back, you keep them occupied. Wash: What do I do, shadow puppets?

'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - Jul 20, 2011 10:09:28 am PDT #25796 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I suddenly want a tat that says "Don't speak Latin in front of the books." In Latin.


Laga - Jul 20, 2011 10:12:59 am PDT #25797 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

If anyone ever grokked that tattoo you'd have to marry them.


Zenkitty - Jul 20, 2011 10:28:32 am PDT #25798 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I find this kinda unfunny.

What, did you think I was serious?


§ ita § - Jul 20, 2011 10:35:09 am PDT #25799 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If anyone ever grokked that tattoo you'd have to marry them.

I don't think the position is open.


Laga - Jul 20, 2011 10:36:39 am PDT #25800 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I was speaking... figuratively?

I'm a litle ashamed that the instance finally arose when I was not able to think of a beter word than "grok".


Atropa - Jul 20, 2011 10:50:20 am PDT #25801 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I'm only going to mock you if it's in English. Translated, I think it's kinda perfect.

Yeah, I may put a call out on the social media places to see if there's a really good Latin scholar out there. Then comes the fun of deciding placement and fonts!


Cass - Jul 20, 2011 10:59:01 am PDT #25802 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

What, did you think I was serious?

Literally serious? No.

But this whole thing where if someone gets cut off in traffic there is a chorus of wishing them pustules on their ass, I don't think it's funny and makes for an unflattering interpretation of how much we think of other people. And it does always make my skin crawl when I read it.

I'm not going to pick fights over it but I can just calmly say when I don't find these things funny.

Because sometimes we're the ones who unintentionally cut someone off in traffic.


Calli - Jul 20, 2011 11:11:09 am PDT #25803 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

in the South, a good bugger is valuable.

In a lot of places, really.


Typo Boy - Jul 20, 2011 11:19:39 am PDT #25804 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Health ~ma and Dobler ~ma to Erika's brother. And wishing for House's skills for her brother's doctors, but not House's personality.


smonster - Jul 20, 2011 11:23:45 am PDT #25805 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

All varieties of ~ma to erika's brother.

OMG suddenly so hungry.