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Stephanie - Jul 20, 2011 5:34:51 am PDT #25759 of 30000
Trust my rage

Well, I have...a virus. My eye is swollen almost shut, I have swollen glands in plCes I didn't know existed and I get exhausted just taking a shower. My jaw aches, my neck aches, and my back aches. All from a random virus. I have not been this sick since I had mono.

Thankfully my parents are helping with the kids and the judge was okay with me not being there today.

askye - Jul 20, 2011 5:39:42 am PDT #25760 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

I hope you start feeling better soon!!

Laga - Jul 20, 2011 5:43:22 am PDT #25761 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

eek {{{Nonian}}} I'm glad you have help.

Zenkitty - Jul 20, 2011 5:44:08 am PDT #25762 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Sweater puppies! Stupid name, but cute.

Nonian, egad. I had some kind of glandular virus once and it was truly miserable. Take care of yourself! Breathe on people who anger you.

Erin, I like that idea for a tattoo.

victor, I hope you win!

Zen, I can't believe you didn't mention anything about ass-hooks. Talk about burying the lede.

Oh, I think that should be a surprise for my hypothetical future boyfriend. Don't you think so? People love surprises!

DavidS - Jul 20, 2011 5:46:40 am PDT #25763 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Nonian, that sucks! I'm going to take a stand here and say, "I don't like infections."

sj - Jul 20, 2011 5:50:23 am PDT #25764 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Nonian}}} Feel better. I'm glad you have your parents to help out.

DavidS - Jul 20, 2011 5:52:20 am PDT #25765 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh, I think that should be a surprise for my hypothetical future boyfriend. Don't you think so? People love surprises!

HypoFuBoy: "Awww, Zen, you didn't have to get me anything for our date-aversary. Wow this is really heavy. ::shakes box. clanking occurs::
 Zen: ::smiles like La Giaconda::

tommyrot - Jul 20, 2011 5:53:42 am PDT #25766 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, I think that should be a surprise for my hypothetical future boyfriend. Don't you think so? People love surprises!

Yeah. The first time he enters your bedroom for sexytimes, you can open the closet door and show him a bright, shiny ass-hook hanging from the inside of the door along with other toys....

hippocampus - Jul 20, 2011 6:00:10 am PDT #25767 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

feel better Noonian! I think you should give the stink-eye to the person who gave you the original pink-eye.

victor infante - Jul 20, 2011 6:06:18 am PDT #25768 of 30000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

victor, I hope you win!

Thanks! Working on it! Thankfully, I'm paired with poet Taylor Mali (a lot of people know his poem, "What Teacher's Make." MoveOn.org just sent it around again last week), and he's a PR machine, so fingers crossed!

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