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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

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Zenkitty - Jul 20, 2011 5:44:08 am PDT #25762 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Sweater puppies! Stupid name, but cute.

Nonian, egad. I had some kind of glandular virus once and it was truly miserable. Take care of yourself! Breathe on people who anger you.

Erin, I like that idea for a tattoo.

victor, I hope you win!

Zen, I can't believe you didn't mention anything about ass-hooks. Talk about burying the lede.

Oh, I think that should be a surprise for my hypothetical future boyfriend. Don't you think so? People love surprises!

DavidS - Jul 20, 2011 5:46:40 am PDT #25763 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Nonian, that sucks! I'm going to take a stand here and say, "I don't like infections."

sj - Jul 20, 2011 5:50:23 am PDT #25764 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Nonian}}} Feel better. I'm glad you have your parents to help out.

DavidS - Jul 20, 2011 5:52:20 am PDT #25765 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh, I think that should be a surprise for my hypothetical future boyfriend. Don't you think so? People love surprises!

HypoFuBoy: "Awww, Zen, you didn't have to get me anything for our date-aversary. Wow this is really heavy. ::shakes box. clanking occurs::
 Zen: ::smiles like La Giaconda::

tommyrot - Jul 20, 2011 5:53:42 am PDT #25766 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, I think that should be a surprise for my hypothetical future boyfriend. Don't you think so? People love surprises!

Yeah. The first time he enters your bedroom for sexytimes, you can open the closet door and show him a bright, shiny ass-hook hanging from the inside of the door along with other toys....

hippocampus - Jul 20, 2011 6:00:10 am PDT #25767 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

feel better Noonian! I think you should give the stink-eye to the person who gave you the original pink-eye.

victor infante - Jul 20, 2011 6:06:18 am PDT #25768 of 30000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

victor, I hope you win!

Thanks! Working on it! Thankfully, I'm paired with poet Taylor Mali (a lot of people know his poem, "What Teacher's Make." MoveOn.org just sent it around again last week), and he's a PR machine, so fingers crossed!

Calli - Jul 20, 2011 6:30:18 am PDT #25769 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I hope your virus clears up quickly, Nonian.

Stephanie - Jul 20, 2011 6:52:36 am PDT #25770 of 30000
Trust my rage

Thanks, everyone. So random to be fine on Saturday and now so ill.

Barb - Jul 20, 2011 7:16:51 am PDT #25771 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Oh, Nonian, that sounds like it's pretty high up on the suckigetude scale. Feel better.

And how I love mah Bitches-- coming in first thing in the morning and reading about shiny ass hooks for HyopFuBoys.

Truly, a wondrous place to be.

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