If many things were different, I'd date you, or at least go to movies and zombie apocalypses with you.
When I read some of the descriptions on OKC, I want to write a profile like this:
I believe in proper capitalization; the agreement of subjects and verbs; and a generous sprinkling of complete sentences. Also, I believe in making the red squiggly line go away.
I prefer long walks in a museum to long walks on the beach.
Try to hold my hand when we first meet and you risk losing yours.
I have already found myself. Now I'd like to lose myself again. I am not interested in spiritual quests of any kind.
Being called a lady makes me break out in hives.
To me, LOL means "please go away."
Zen, I think that works much better. I might cut or rephrase this line:
I get irritated with people who talk while the show is on.
if only because it brings the number of sentences about what you don't like up to three. Here's one suggestion:
Indiana Jones, Serenity, Firefly, Buffy, Angel, Dresden Files, Sherlock, Highlander, Eureka, Warehouse 13, that's the sort of thing I like (and require total silence for; talking while the show is on will get you my most charming glare of death).
I may take that bit out. I meant to signify that the story is important; if you're gonna watch the show, then watch it and shut up. But I can't find a way to say that that isn't cranky. I don't want to give the impression that I'm too cranky. Let them find that out personally. It's part of my mystery.
Might I suggest, "I'd love to hang out with someone who gets my jokes"
Looking good!
I'd date you, too,but that's a big DUH for most Buffistas!
Yes, I like that!
(See? Not always negative!)
Zen, I think your profile started out well and is developing beautifully.
[redacted as it's rather pointedly work-related, and the wine part of wine and pizza is wearing off]
It sounds to me like they are trying to nudge you into quitting.
eta {{{Calli}}} that sucks
So my morning was fun, had a thallium treadmill stress test for the old heart. I'm currently mildly radioactive, but as yet no superpowers have manifested.
A two-day wait for results, yay, though there were some mutters over the EKG from my three minutes or so on the treadmill. So, we'll see.
I wonder if it's the heat that's wearing on me. I hate summer.