It's not really the middle - there are separate places to enter your profile and "what you're looking for". So I'm still closing with body disposal.
Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig, dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage, and hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny.
Oz ,'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Zenkitty - Jul 19, 2011 12:27:10 pm PDT #25714 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Ginger - Jul 19, 2011 12:40:03 pm PDT #25715 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
If many things were different, I'd date you, or at least go to movies and zombie apocalypses with you.
When I read some of the descriptions on OKC, I want to write a profile like this:
I believe in proper capitalization; the agreement of subjects and verbs; and a generous sprinkling of complete sentences. Also, I believe in making the red squiggly line go away.
I prefer long walks in a museum to long walks on the beach.
Try to hold my hand when we first meet and you risk losing yours.
I have already found myself. Now I'd like to lose myself again. I am not interested in spiritual quests of any kind.
Being called a lady makes me break out in hives.
To me, LOL means "please go away."
Kate P. - Jul 19, 2011 12:45:42 pm PDT #25716 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Zen, I think that works much better. I might cut or rephrase this line:
I get irritated with people who talk while the show is on.
if only because it brings the number of sentences about what you don't like up to three. Here's one suggestion:
Indiana Jones, Serenity, Firefly, Buffy, Angel, Dresden Files, Sherlock, Highlander, Eureka, Warehouse 13, that's the sort of thing I like (and require total silence for; talking while the show is on will get you my most charming glare of death).
Zenkitty - Jul 19, 2011 12:58:46 pm PDT #25717 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I may take that bit out. I meant to signify that the story is important; if you're gonna watch the show, then watch it and shut up. But I can't find a way to say that that isn't cranky. I don't want to give the impression that I'm too cranky. Let them find that out personally. It's part of my mystery.
Laga - Jul 19, 2011 1:00:47 pm PDT #25718 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Might I suggest, "I'd love to hang out with someone who gets my jokes"
Polter-Cow - Jul 19, 2011 1:16:48 pm PDT #25719 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Might I suggest, "I'd love to hang out with someone who gets my jokes"
Might I second?
Strix - Jul 19, 2011 1:20:25 pm PDT #25720 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Looking good!
I'd date you, too,but that's a big DUH for most Buffistas!
Zenkitty - Jul 19, 2011 1:21:33 pm PDT #25721 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Yes, I like that!
(See? Not always negative!)
Calli - Jul 19, 2011 1:33:19 pm PDT #25722 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Zen, I think your profile started out well and is developing beautifully.
[redacted as it's rather pointedly work-related, and the wine part of wine and pizza is wearing off]
Laga - Jul 19, 2011 2:16:52 pm PDT #25723 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
It sounds to me like they are trying to nudge you into quitting.
eta {{{Calli}}} that sucks