Wet spots ruin the afterglow.
Buckle up, kids! Daddy's puttin' the hammer down.
Spike ,'Touched'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Vortex - Jul 19, 2011 10:26:56 am PDT #25676 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
§ ita § - Jul 19, 2011 10:30:27 am PDT #25677 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Considering copper rings turn my skin green, I don't think I want anything copper up in there!
I'm pretty sure you're not locked down to Cu.
And there's also plenty of non P in V sex to be had.
Steph L. - Jul 19, 2011 10:33:19 am PDT #25678 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
And there's also plenty of non P in V sex to be had.
True dat.
Zenkitty - Jul 19, 2011 10:34:12 am PDT #25679 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I'm pretty sure you're not looked down to Cu.
I know Cu is copper, but I do not know what this means. Sorry. Perhaps I am still hungover.
And there's also plenty of non P in V sex to be had.
This is not the alternative I was looking for, Obi Wan.
§ ita § - Jul 19, 2011 10:40:43 am PDT #25680 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Just get a non-copper IUD. Try anal. Frottage. Mutual masturbation. Bunch of stuff.
brenda m - Jul 19, 2011 10:47:05 am PDT #25681 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I think "locked down" was intended.
§ ita § - Jul 19, 2011 10:51:08 am PDT #25682 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Locked down was in fact edited in right afterwards.
smonster - Jul 19, 2011 10:54:35 am PDT #25683 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Nonian, I'm glad you called the doctor.
Damn, Steph, I hope this does it for you, and I hope you escape the AB side effects.
I mean seriously, i'm already using a condom and BCP, i don't need to chemically destroy all the little sperms as well. Total overkill.
Yeah, I'm on BCP. StW brought the condoms, I didn't even realize they had spermicide until after when he was putting the extras in my dresser.
I refuse to whitefont the lube!
Ahahahaha!! Tempted to COMM or tag this.
Can I also say, since I'm already TMI-ing, how nice it is that I don't have to remind him to use a condom every time, and that he hasn't tried to talk me out of one yet? So nice.
Burrell - Jul 19, 2011 10:54:42 am PDT #25684 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I will have NO flora left anywhere within a 10-foot range of me.
Oh dears. Good thing you already take a probiotic.
sj - Jul 19, 2011 11:00:04 am PDT #25685 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Would a podcast/book on tape be too distracting during that? I can see how it could be, but on the other hand, it might be entertaining.
Yeah, now that I won't have a person to converse with, I am definitely going to need to bring my ipod with me because 1. The gym's music is annoying to the extreme and 2. I'll get bored to death very quickly.
My main worry is that without an appointment I will keep putting it off for 5 more minutes til infinity.