Well, it's just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim you'll feed off the girl who loves you to save your own ass!

Xander ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Kate P. - Jul 19, 2011 10:16:07 am PDT #25670 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Also, Zen, you can get the lambskin condoms. Although not if you're a vegan, I guess.

There are other synthetic nonlatex condoms too, which I would google if I weren't at work. But I've been buying them for years. I can't remember the exact name, but I'm pretty sure the brand is Durex.


Zenkitty - Jul 19, 2011 10:17:48 am PDT #25671 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm the opposite of vegan! Lambskin condoms would work, as will the non-latex plasticy ones they have now, but neither have been proven to prevent transmission of HIV, so that's its own little problem.


Steph L. - Jul 19, 2011 10:19:14 am PDT #25672 of 30000
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

I'm pretty sure I don't have a problem with nonoxynol-9, but I cannot believe how much lube I need. (And I feel like that, for some reason, requires whitefont, when I regular-font every damn thing else about my sex life. I refuse to whitefont the lube!)


Steph L. - Jul 19, 2011 10:20:59 am PDT #25673 of 30000
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

Oooh, new antibiotic. Keflex (which is, IIRC, cephlexin). I'm curious to see how many days it's for. Probably about a billion.

I will have NO flora left anywhere within a 10-foot range of me.


Zenkitty - Jul 19, 2011 10:22:04 am PDT #25674 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I've considered the IUD, but it would only be worth it if I were in a committed monogamous relationship, and I'm not even dating right now!

And then there's the totally non-hormonal copper IUD.

Considering copper rings turn my skin green, I don't think I want anything copper up in there!

Like I said, not even dating right now. If and when the question begins to loom, I'll actually do some research.


Steph L. - Jul 19, 2011 10:25:44 am PDT #25675 of 30000
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

I've considered the IUD, but it would only be worth it if I were in a committed monogamous relationship

Oh, heck yeah. I waited until I was sure we were committed and monogamous before I went to the trouble of the IUD. I was just paranoid with only condoms.

And we *still* use condoms, every single time we have PIV sex. We are the most paranoid people on the planet. (But, well, condoms mean less mess, too, and I just don't find the messy byproducts of sex to be very sexy. Ick. I am what I am.)


Vortex - Jul 19, 2011 10:26:56 am PDT #25676 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Wet spots ruin the afterglow.


§ ita § - Jul 19, 2011 10:30:27 am PDT #25677 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Considering copper rings turn my skin green, I don't think I want anything copper up in there!

I'm pretty sure you're not locked down to Cu.

And there's also plenty of non P in V sex to be had.


Steph L. - Jul 19, 2011 10:33:19 am PDT #25678 of 30000
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

And there's also plenty of non P in V sex to be had.

True dat.


Zenkitty - Jul 19, 2011 10:34:12 am PDT #25679 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm pretty sure you're not looked down to Cu.

I know Cu is copper, but I do not know what this means. Sorry. Perhaps I am still hungover.

And there's also plenty of non P in V sex to be had.

This is not the alternative I was looking for, Obi Wan.