Saffron: You're a good man. Mal: You clearly haven't been talking to anyone else on this boat.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Jul 13, 2011 12:47:02 pm PDT #25342 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It looks like popcorn shrimp.


tommyrot - Jul 13, 2011 12:50:17 pm PDT #25343 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It looks like popcorn shrimp.

In spicy BBQ sauce.


§ ita § - Jul 13, 2011 12:50:28 pm PDT #25344 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What is it with fibroid surgery and photographs? My sister sent me a picture of her doctor holding her fucking womb outside her body, pretty much. GOOD GOD.


smonster - Jul 13, 2011 12:53:27 pm PDT #25345 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

So, has anyone ever wondered what a fibroid looks like?

Pardon my ignorance, but is that one fibroid or many? Also, YIKES. Also also, so much for eating the crawfish I'm about to be served.


Zenkitty - Jul 13, 2011 12:55:31 pm PDT #25346 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

So, has anyone ever wondered what a fibroid looks like?

Great googly moogly, Vortex! All that was inside you?


javachik - Jul 13, 2011 12:57:41 pm PDT #25347 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Great googly moogly, Vortex! All that was inside you?

My reaction completely! OUCH!


beekaytee - Jul 13, 2011 1:08:29 pm PDT #25348 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Oh my stars.

I hope it a great relief to have all that where it belongs...not in you!

Mercy.


Vortex - Jul 13, 2011 1:27:41 pm PDT #25349 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

but is that one fibroid or many?

Many. And the sad thing is that there are still a few in there that they couldn't get to.


Scrappy - Jul 13, 2011 1:28:49 pm PDT #25350 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Nice work, Surgeon of Vortex! The doc who did my hysterectomy traumatized my husband while I was in recovery by showing him a picture of all my removed organs on a table, so he could explain how advanced my Endo was. This was not helpful to my guy, who was already overwrought because the surgery took way longer than they said it would and who is not great at this kind of medical stuff. All my DH can say about this experience is "Chicken parts, horrible chicken parts."


§ ita § - Jul 13, 2011 1:31:25 pm PDT #25351 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

When I had a lumpectomy on my breast the surgeon showed me the cyst during the procedure. Saying "yes" to that offer is one of the few times I regret agreeing with someone.