Police procedure has changed since I was little.

Wash ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Sep 14, 2010 8:37:49 am PDT #2529 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

But seriously, a tattoo with the Chinese characters for "ass antlers" would be pretty awesome if it were done deliberately.


Stephanie - Sep 14, 2010 8:41:53 am PDT #2530 of 30000
Trust my rage

Shemar Moore has a back tat, but I would forgive him

Not weird in his case. At all.

I recently saw a woman with "Agony" tattooed on her arm and when you looked at it upside down, it said "Ecstasy".

I have a friend with a tiny tear drop tattooed on the inside of one of her fingers. You almost can't see it. It's an odd place, I think.


Dana - Sep 14, 2010 8:44:20 am PDT #2531 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Yes, smonster. Let's just say I will encourage my husband to step up his job search efforts out of state.


meara - Sep 14, 2010 8:44:29 am PDT #2532 of 30000

Be absolutely sure you know what any kanji, or other Japanese or Chinese characters, mean (and any possible other interpretations - see "ass antlers") before you have them permanently affixed to your body.

yes. One of my friends (the one in new Orleans!) had a coverup done of a kanji that she ha thought meant freedom(?) but later found out meant something more along the lines of "free freight". She's kinda hella amused by it, but wanted the new tat more anyway.


erikaj - Sep 14, 2010 8:45:20 am PDT #2533 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

I'm still blushing. Our babelicious Senate candidate just caught me objectifying him on DK. Luckily, I did not actually write "babelicious".(he is a yummy treat, though) But, OMG, the one time I have some guts...the one time I get read by a BNF...) Even if he wins, I still have to change both my names and move away. I can haz asylum?


ChiKat - Sep 14, 2010 9:03:02 am PDT #2534 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay, Aims!! That is very cool! Can you be a long term sub without a teaching cert in Michigan? I know in Illinois and Tennessee, you can be a day-to-day sub without one, but to be a long term sub, you have to be certified.

And, trust me, if you are a good sub (which, duh, of course you will be) you will work every single day you want to work.


erikaj - Sep 14, 2010 9:07:56 am PDT #2535 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

In Arizona, you just have to have a college degree. My brother did it a few times. This, ironically, is more than our governor ever managed.


Hil R. - Sep 14, 2010 9:09:13 am PDT #2536 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

There's a website somewhere with photos of tattoos in various Asian languages, with commentary from people who actually speak those languages about what the characters mean. Most of them were something like, "Well, the person who has this tattoo says it means 'river.' I guess if you turn it sideways and remove those two lines and add another line here, you'll get this character that means 'elephant,' that in Japanese is pronounced almost the same way as the word for 'river.'"


smonster - Sep 14, 2010 9:11:12 am PDT #2537 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Dana, mega-ugh. Best of luck to you getting through it and your husband finding a job elsewhere.

Kanji symbols are... controversial in tattooing, from what I know. I think they are passing out of fashion, and are often roundly mocked by Japanese/Chinese speakers.

Bobcat Goldthwait has a tattoo on his buttcheek of (wait for it) a Chinese cymbal. [link] (Possibly NSFW, and offensive for racial caricature)


amych - Sep 14, 2010 9:14:30 am PDT #2538 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Yeah, I've also seen a good site mocking bad Hebrew tats. Most of which are of the "take an english phrase, transliterate the letters without translating the actual language, and print it left-to-right" flavor of errors.