I just think you're freakin' out 'cause you have to fight someone prettier than you.

Dawn ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - Sep 14, 2010 9:03:02 am PDT #2534 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay, Aims!! That is very cool! Can you be a long term sub without a teaching cert in Michigan? I know in Illinois and Tennessee, you can be a day-to-day sub without one, but to be a long term sub, you have to be certified.

And, trust me, if you are a good sub (which, duh, of course you will be) you will work every single day you want to work.


erikaj - Sep 14, 2010 9:07:56 am PDT #2535 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

In Arizona, you just have to have a college degree. My brother did it a few times. This, ironically, is more than our governor ever managed.


Hil R. - Sep 14, 2010 9:09:13 am PDT #2536 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

There's a website somewhere with photos of tattoos in various Asian languages, with commentary from people who actually speak those languages about what the characters mean. Most of them were something like, "Well, the person who has this tattoo says it means 'river.' I guess if you turn it sideways and remove those two lines and add another line here, you'll get this character that means 'elephant,' that in Japanese is pronounced almost the same way as the word for 'river.'"


smonster - Sep 14, 2010 9:11:12 am PDT #2537 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Dana, mega-ugh. Best of luck to you getting through it and your husband finding a job elsewhere.

Kanji symbols are... controversial in tattooing, from what I know. I think they are passing out of fashion, and are often roundly mocked by Japanese/Chinese speakers.

Bobcat Goldthwait has a tattoo on his buttcheek of (wait for it) a Chinese cymbal. [link] (Possibly NSFW, and offensive for racial caricature)


amych - Sep 14, 2010 9:14:30 am PDT #2538 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Yeah, I've also seen a good site mocking bad Hebrew tats. Most of which are of the "take an english phrase, transliterate the letters without translating the actual language, and print it left-to-right" flavor of errors.


DavidS - Sep 14, 2010 9:14:30 am PDT #2539 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I have a friend with a tiny tear drop tattooed on the inside of one of her fingers.

Is she Hispanic? There's that whole tradition of Cholo tears.


Steph L. - Sep 14, 2010 9:18:09 am PDT #2540 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

My brother and I tried to get Dad to get a different tattoo. Some suggestions were: a partially peeled banana, the word "PIMP" in gothic letters, and the kanji for "potato."

In the end, going with his initials was the smart thing to do, since we clearly don't have his best interests at heart.


erikaj - Sep 14, 2010 9:24:23 am PDT #2541 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

The guy who did my tat had L-O-V-E and H-A-TE tattooed on his fingers. Which scared me for the first two minutes; afterward I figured it was his idea of a joke. He also had Tony Montana in his cube. "Say hello to my little friend!"


Stephanie - Sep 14, 2010 9:25:08 am PDT #2542 of 30000
Trust my rage

Hec, no. I should ask her about it. She has a lot of them. This one is tiny.

Eta: I have seen lots of tears on faces and dots on hands but hers is almost a paisley shape.


lisah - Sep 14, 2010 9:26:28 am PDT #2543 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

I have a friend with a tiny tear drop tattooed on the inside of one of her fingers. You almost can't see it. It's an odd place, I think.

I know several people (Derby girls, Cash) with those as well as mustaches tattooed on their fingers.