I'm fairly certain I said no interruptions.

Buffy ,'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - Jul 11, 2011 7:44:21 am PDT #25155 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I have not received a satisfactory response

Maybe be more explicit here?


Ginger - Jul 11, 2011 7:45:53 am PDT #25156 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Here you can move into a motel and bill the landlord if your residence is not habitable. I think you have to officially notify the landlord that you're doing this.


smonster - Jul 11, 2011 7:47:12 am PDT #25157 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Edited a bit:

In order for the house to be ready to move in, there should have been either a temporary legal meter or no meter at all, with any fines paid. On July 5th, 2011, I awoke to no running water. I provided you with oral notification of the situation via phone and voicemail that same day. In order for me to get a water meter, a permit must be filed, an inspection must be performed by a licensed plumber and a tampering fee paid to the Water and Sewage Board.

I have contacted you repeatedly via phone to discuss the situation and request an expedited solution. You claim to have spoken to a plumber, and that he has filed a permit; to date, no inspection has been scheduled. I have been without water for six days. This is unacceptable.

Last paragraph stays the same.


Steph L. - Jul 11, 2011 7:54:19 am PDT #25158 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Okay, 13 days' worth of sinus pain (including my goddamn TEETH) that hasn't really been alleviated by OTC stuff (of which I have taken a LOT) and a neti pot probably means Go To The Doctor, You Fool, right?

(In addition to The Cough That Never Ends.)


smonster - Jul 11, 2011 8:03:21 am PDT #25159 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Steph, yes. Call right now, and get an appointment ASAP.


askye - Jul 11, 2011 8:04:59 am PDT #25160 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

Yes!


Sparky1 - Jul 11, 2011 8:08:20 am PDT #25161 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

smonster, give me a minute to tinker with it...

Also, I think you need to make crystal clear what remedy you want: Are you terminating the lease? Are you withholding rent? Are you moving into a hotel and charging him?


Laga - Jul 11, 2011 8:12:14 am PDT #25162 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

{{{buffistas}}}

If you're looking for something positive to read about today, look up the US/Brazil game. I'm shocked that only one sportscaster so far has gone for, "US Waxes Brazil".


sj - Jul 11, 2011 8:17:44 am PDT #25163 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yes, Teppy. Good luck getting an appointment and feel better soon.


Sparky1 - Jul 11, 2011 8:24:31 am PDT #25164 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Mr. Slumlord Dude:

On July 5, 2011, the water was turned off at the house at (address). I contacted you immediately to notify you of the situation, via telephone. (Did he tell you to go get it turned on yourself here? I mis-remember.)

You told me that the water would be my responsibility, and I went to the Water and Sewage Board (W&SB) in an attempt to remedy the situation. The W&SB informed me that there had to be either a temporary legal meter or no meter at all for the water to be turned on, and that (address) had neither. Additionally, in order to have a water meter installed a permit must be filed, an inspection must be performed by a licensed plumber, and a tampering fee paid to the W&SB.

I informed you of the requirements outlined by the W&SB on (date). To date, according to (who?), no inspection has been scheduled, nor has the fine been paid.

Despite my repeated attempts to contact you and discuss the situation, there has been no resolution nor has there been any evidence that one is forthcoming. This is unacceptable.

The lack of running water renders this apartment uninhabitable (c.f. Landlord's failure to maintain the apartment in a habitable condition. Freeman v. G.T.S. Corp., 363 So.2d 1247 (La. App. 4th Cir. 1978). Therefore, this letter is to notify you that I am exercising my right to (remedy)