Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Kathy A - Jul 08, 2011 8:05:40 am PDT #24994 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Announcement: The bushes are gone. I repeat: The bushes are gone.

Just the sentence to read after a discussion of Hip Clips and dazzling pubes.

Hee!!

And sounds like St.Woot is quite the find--way to go, smonster!!

From yesterday:

I was scratching a mosquito bite on my side, and it dawned on me that my side felt odd. And I realized--that's a corner I'm feeling. Not the continuous curve that has been my torso for decades, but an actual muscle edge. I ran my fingers along it disbelief for nearly a minute before I stopped myself.

I'm constantly fondling parts of my body now, Connie! I can't keep my hand off of my collarbone, and I'm always wrapping my left hand around my right wrist, since my fingers can now completely encircle it.


Connie Neil - Jul 08, 2011 8:11:11 am PDT #24995 of 30000
brillig

I was ogling Hubby's legs, today. He's been going to the gym, too. I think he appreciated it. Damn, that man has a great butt.


smonster - Jul 08, 2011 8:13:15 am PDT #24996 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

When I bellydanced I used to feel my tummy all the time - I'd never had anything remotely approaching a defined waist until then. And when I'm doing carpentry I make people feel my right forearm.

In more good news, my sister's likely going to get an offer to go permanent at her job! This is huge, and much needed for her mental health.

I texted StW a while back that I couldn't stop smiling, and just got this back:

Me neither - just finished my morning conference and i think my residents are wondering why I seem to love hemophilia so much.

Doctor humor. Heh.


Polter-Cow - Jul 08, 2011 8:20:45 am PDT #24997 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I feel like I'm missing some crucial information.


smonster - Jul 08, 2011 8:49:10 am PDT #24998 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I feel like I'm missing some crucial information.

On why that's funny?


askye - Jul 08, 2011 8:50:21 am PDT #24999 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

I didn't know where to put this news but I just read this article about Google culling names from Google+ accounts [link]

Basically Google is shutting down accounts of anyone who is not using their real life name or some variation of their real life name. This uses Second Life because SL avatar names are being culled. But I wonder if people using fannish psueds are going to be next.


Polter-Cow - Jul 08, 2011 8:51:18 am PDT #25000 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I feel like I'm missing some crucial information.

On why that's funny?

Yeah, did I miss the hemophilia connection? Are you a hemophiliac? Are you talking about blood a lot? Are you dating a vampire?


smonster - Jul 08, 2011 8:54:53 am PDT #25001 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

No, no, no, and I really hope not. The residents at the hospital have a daily conference, and he had to run today's, and it was about hemophilia. Which is not something one smiles about. He was smiling about ME.

Okay, maybe it was just funny to me. I'm twitterpated, what can I say.


beekaytee - Jul 08, 2011 8:57:56 am PDT #25002 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I loooove twitterpation.

And, now that I get the joke...awwwww.


smonster - Jul 08, 2011 9:01:53 am PDT #25003 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

In non-twitterpated but still mememeN, I think I got bitten by a fire ant on my ankle. It's been itching like the dickens since yesterday, and I assumed it was a mosquito bite, but realized when I finally looked at it instead of absentmindedly scratching it that it's swollen all to hell. Time for Zyrtec!