Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Spidra Webster - Sep 13, 2010 11:42:56 pm PDT #2478 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I'd be more persistent about Irish if (a) I hadn't had a pretty cold welcome to Ireland when I finally got there and (b) I weren't already involved in languages that I'm at least intermediate in but badly need to push to fluency (Spanish, Swedish and Danish). That said, I'm not selling off my Irish language learning materials or anything...

I just spent some time drawing and it was looking pretty decent for me being so rusty and forcing myself to commit by drawing in ink rather than pencil. Then I tried using a silver ink marking pen I hadn't used in years and it blobbed all over everything.

Oh well, at this point anything that gets me drawing is an improvement and part of that process is being super-critical of what I turn out because the self-criticism is what has made me so unproductive in visual arts for 25 years now.


omnis_audis - Sep 13, 2010 11:47:07 pm PDT #2479 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Ooooo! Shir-Mail!

Right back at ya!

Ugg, I need to go to bed. Insomnia? Why? I'm tired, really.


billytea - Sep 14, 2010 12:17:53 am PDT #2480 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

As in Alf Stewart from Home and Away? As in, "Ya flaming galah!" Alf Stewart? What? I maybe don't actually want to know.

Exactly as in Alf Stewart from Home and Away. Its... unexpected.


WindSparrow - Sep 14, 2010 3:03:51 am PDT #2481 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Teppy, I'm glad your trip went ok.

I think there was something else I meant to say, but I'm having a harder time typing accurately than if I were drunk.


WindSparrow - Sep 14, 2010 3:45:26 am PDT #2482 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

This link contains the secret to happiness and it doesn't include kittens: [link]


Jessica - Sep 14, 2010 4:29:28 am PDT #2483 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Amish websites are mostly run by teenagers or non-Amish neighbors. Or are actually Mennonite.


lisah - Sep 14, 2010 5:08:57 am PDT #2484 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

my 68-year-old dad got his first tattoo. ON HIS NECK. (I actually think that the tat itself looks fantastic; I just have some doubts about the placement.

Are those his initials? I have my initials tattooed on me! just in case...

Anyway, it is a nice looking tattoo with a bold placement.

What's an ass antler?


Jars - Sep 14, 2010 5:40:58 am PDT #2485 of 30000

What's an ass antler?

Something along the lines of this, methinks?

[link]

I've been considering egtting a tattoo for like ten years now. By the time I'm 68 maybe I'll be ready.


hippocampus - Sep 14, 2010 5:41:17 am PDT #2486 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Nerves nerves nerves.... Ugh!

I am out talking to the people today, just learned that there are 12 slots here and @700 applicants. My first thought at that news being PanicHideHurl. Why am I doing this?


Jars - Sep 14, 2010 5:43:52 am PDT #2487 of 30000

Why am I doing this?

Erm, because your odds are already better than 1 in 60 with those numbers! And if you assume that as in all things, ninety per cent of the applicants are crap, and you are quite clearly in the other ten percent, then your chances are already 1 in 5 or so without you even making much effort!