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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Sep 13, 2010 8:37:50 pm PDT #2471 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Ha! I concur on the placement issue. Neck tats on guys are like ass antlers on women.

Apparently when someone comes in the shop asking for a neck tat, Corey will spend a great deal of time with the customer to ascertain whether they REALLY know what they're asking for, and apparently he talks about 50% of the people into moving it. And if the neck tattoo is someone's *first* tattoo (like, oh, a certain DAD), he refuses to do it 99.9% of the time. I'm not real sure how my dad managed to be the exception.


Sean K - Sep 13, 2010 9:07:31 pm PDT #2472 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I am covered head to toe in bug bites, bruises, scrapes, sore muscles and aching tendons, but damn it feels good to be a gangster.


omnis_audis - Sep 13, 2010 9:30:15 pm PDT #2473 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

psst. Sean is making out with werewolves (with fleas!)... pass it on.


Jars - Sep 13, 2010 10:58:43 pm PDT #2474 of 30000

Look up alf stewart on you tube to find out all about his rape dungeon

As in Alf Stewart from Home and Away? As in, "Ya flaming galah!" Alf Stewart? What? I maybe don't actually want to know.

the spelling was really really different from English (enough to seem like it had no rules)

Ah yes. Good old Irish spelling. There are rules though, you just have to get used to them. After two years in Ireland, the DH was pretty much pronouncing all the place names right.


Shir - Sep 13, 2010 11:30:31 pm PDT #2475 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

People! I think I'm healthy again (or at least, feeling a lot better)!

Drew, that's excellent news about the tube~out, and I hope there will be the case. Hil - ankle~ma. I know it bothered you in the past few weeks, and I hope you'll find a solution.

As for Irish - reminds me my fear of French sentence structure. Then again, I'm the chick who considers Semitic languages structure as the norm.


omnis_audis - Sep 13, 2010 11:34:39 pm PDT #2476 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

can't imagine why.


Shir - Sep 13, 2010 11:40:46 pm PDT #2477 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Huh. Oh, and omnis - insent.


Spidra Webster - Sep 13, 2010 11:42:56 pm PDT #2478 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I'd be more persistent about Irish if (a) I hadn't had a pretty cold welcome to Ireland when I finally got there and (b) I weren't already involved in languages that I'm at least intermediate in but badly need to push to fluency (Spanish, Swedish and Danish). That said, I'm not selling off my Irish language learning materials or anything...

I just spent some time drawing and it was looking pretty decent for me being so rusty and forcing myself to commit by drawing in ink rather than pencil. Then I tried using a silver ink marking pen I hadn't used in years and it blobbed all over everything.

Oh well, at this point anything that gets me drawing is an improvement and part of that process is being super-critical of what I turn out because the self-criticism is what has made me so unproductive in visual arts for 25 years now.


omnis_audis - Sep 13, 2010 11:47:07 pm PDT #2479 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Ooooo! Shir-Mail!

Right back at ya!

Ugg, I need to go to bed. Insomnia? Why? I'm tired, really.


billytea - Sep 14, 2010 12:17:53 am PDT #2480 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

As in Alf Stewart from Home and Away? As in, "Ya flaming galah!" Alf Stewart? What? I maybe don't actually want to know.

Exactly as in Alf Stewart from Home and Away. Its... unexpected.