Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion. Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty? Wash: 'Cause you're pretty.

'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Sep 13, 2010 7:27:53 pm PDT #2464 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

TubesBeGone~ma for Drew! Dude, that would be awesome. I'll smuggle you in a choco cake with a file in it... wait a second. That's for prison, not hospital. Crap! What do you bake in a cake for a hospital patient?

Got off of work a bit sooner tonight. Still walked a bunch today. Yesterday was the most since getting the podometer. Over 4000 yards! Oy. Today was only 2600. Normal has been 1500-2000.

eta:

There's an Amish inn in Wisconsin on the internet.
Um, I don't think they are Amish. Looks like a heavy use of electricity, what with the whirlpool tubs. It looks like Amish Furniture makes it an Amish Inn.
t /guy who studied Amish in college


Spidra Webster - Sep 13, 2010 7:28:33 pm PDT #2465 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Yay for Teppy arriving via airplane with little difficulty! On to the vacationing!

I just ventured downstairs for the first time in hours. My dad walked up behind me, gave me a hug, and asked me to try to be patient so I think he must have figured out what went on. It was nice for him to acknowledge it.

Candy-coated licorice, eh? Good'n'Plenty is a form of that but would still have the wheat issue, I'm sure. Or did you mean chocolate? There's this thing called Licorice Lentils, apparently:

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If the gluten is the issue, there seems to be some gluten-free licorice, including this: [link]


Spidra Webster - Sep 13, 2010 7:29:49 pm PDT #2466 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

omnis, I think you have to smuggle them clean healthy blood and urine samples they can swap in but that probably doesn't go so well in a cake. /evil

Congrats on the walking-fu!


omnis_audis - Sep 13, 2010 7:34:01 pm PDT #2467 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Congrats on the walking-fu!
Oy. My arms and legs are very tired right now. Since Friday, I've walked about the normal for the better part of a month. So much to do for a college load in, and a lot more spread out. Thank goodness the blue license plates let me park in green zones without time limits. After dinner breaks, I'd park in the box office parking (I'd do it earlier in the day, except the car would be a melting in the sun!)

smuggle them clean healthy blood and urine samples they can swap in but that probably doesn't go so well in a cake.
Is that some type of red velvet cake with lemon frosting or something?


DCJensen - Sep 13, 2010 7:57:59 pm PDT #2468 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Amish Furniture makes it an Amish Inn.

A similar observation was made by Windsparrow upon my showing her the site.


Steph L. - Sep 13, 2010 8:33:06 pm PDT #2469 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Yay for Teppy arriving via airplane with little difficulty! On to the vacationing!

It was actually Friday through today. Long weekend, which I survived with a minimum of tears and Ativan (and just a dash of Wild Turkey for medicinal purposes).

There was way too much excellent food, roller derby, football-watching, and my 68-year-old dad got his first tattoo. ON HIS NECK. (I actually think that the tat itself looks fantastic; I just have some doubts about the placement.

I was welcomed back home enthusiastically by The Boy tonight, and now I'm already up past my bedtime, so I gots to go to sleep.


DavidS - Sep 13, 2010 8:34:41 pm PDT #2470 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I actually think that the tat itself looks fantastic; I just have some doubts about the placement.

Ha! I concur on the placement issue. Neck tats on guys are like ass antlers on women.


Steph L. - Sep 13, 2010 8:37:50 pm PDT #2471 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Ha! I concur on the placement issue. Neck tats on guys are like ass antlers on women.

Apparently when someone comes in the shop asking for a neck tat, Corey will spend a great deal of time with the customer to ascertain whether they REALLY know what they're asking for, and apparently he talks about 50% of the people into moving it. And if the neck tattoo is someone's *first* tattoo (like, oh, a certain DAD), he refuses to do it 99.9% of the time. I'm not real sure how my dad managed to be the exception.


Sean K - Sep 13, 2010 9:07:31 pm PDT #2472 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I am covered head to toe in bug bites, bruises, scrapes, sore muscles and aching tendons, but damn it feels good to be a gangster.


omnis_audis - Sep 13, 2010 9:30:15 pm PDT #2473 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

psst. Sean is making out with werewolves (with fleas!)... pass it on.