Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage.

Oz ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Jun 30, 2011 9:25:53 am PDT #24416 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

and who believes the confederate flag isn't racist.

You know, people are welcome to fight about that all day long. What I don't get is how the Confederate battle flag can be regarded as anything but entirely unpatriotic. It's flat-out seperatist by definition. So you chase down assorted immigrants and communists and muslims and hippies and black power types as seditious un-american threats to our way of life, but someone that proudly flies a flag that was actually factually flown in an effort to overthrow the US government is just a good ol' boy never meanin' no harm? I'll never understand it.


askye - Jun 30, 2011 9:30:45 am PDT #24417 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

But that's different, those Southerners were Good Noble God Fearing Bible Believing Family Loving People trying to Save Their Way of Life which the God Hating Commie Yankees were Trying to Take Away.

It's OKAY to try and Secede When You are GNGFBBFLP Because it SAYS SO in the Declaration of Independence!!!!!


smonster - Jun 30, 2011 9:51:52 am PDT #24418 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Yeah, Captain Logic isn't driving that tugboat. The sainted General Lee is.


Toddson - Jun 30, 2011 9:58:49 am PDT #24419 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Or, more likely, Nathan Bedford Forrest.


hippocampus - Jun 30, 2011 10:29:49 am PDT #24420 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

It's OKAY to try and Secede When You are GNGFBBFLP Because it SAYS SO in the Declaration of Independence!!!!!

  • dies laughing.*

I may have just ranted about (my love for) the serial comma here: [link] , instead of doing it in here.


amych - Jun 30, 2011 10:35:46 am PDT #24421 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

*snif* I feel like one of our pet arguments has grown up and taken over the whole internets! I'm so proud, except when I'm like, "waitaminnit, that's OURS".


hippocampus - Jun 30, 2011 10:41:54 am PDT #24422 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

What next? cilantro?


Laga - Jun 30, 2011 11:08:18 am PDT #24423 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

actually factually flown

I have to quibble just a wee bit. (this was news to me so I figure I'm not the only one who didn't know)

Flags of the CSA

A rectangular variant of the battle flag used by some Confederate Army Units, now called "The Confederate Flag" or "The Confederate Battle Flag", despite its never having historically represented the CSA as a nation, has become a widely recognized symbol of the South...

The self-declared Confederate enclave of Town Line, New York, lacking a genuine Confederate flag, flew a version of this flag prior to its 1945 vote to rejoin the Union.

During World War II some U.S. military units with Southern nicknames, or made up largely of Southerners, made the flag their unofficial emblem.


Vortex - Jun 30, 2011 11:10:24 am PDT #24424 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Vortex, considering personality and recent unwanted and resented changes in her life, is there any possibility she could be having organic mental issues? Would it be worth speaking to her doctor and having it checked out, just to cover your bases? I don't mean to speak out of turn, but when I dealt on a regular basis with a difficult relative, I did miss signs of an actual illness because I attributed behavior to general crankiness when it was something more serious.

I wouldn't be surprised. I have tried to get her to see a medical/mental health professional, but the closest she has come is saying that she was going to check herself into a hospital in New Mexico for a month. And that wasn't because she really needed that level of care she wanted to scare my brother and I into doing what she wanted.

And even if we could get her to see someone, I suspect that the second she heard something that she didn't want to hear, she would simply dismiss it and say "we both have Ph.D.s, we just disagree". Not that I don't keep trying.


hippocampus - Jun 30, 2011 11:14:42 am PDT #24425 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Not that I don't keep trying.

This is important. Still, I wish your mom wasn't falling apart all over you.