You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Jun 23, 2011 7:40:56 pm PDT #24031 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Eh, I figure other peoples' crazy is not mine, so it tends not to make me as insane as my own.

Yep. This is how I deal with my in-laws. They get much further under ND's skin than mine.

I'll take my in-laws over my family.
I'd take your in-laws over most of my family too. Because you scored in the in-law draw.

This is also true. My parents have their issues, but they are both truly kind and generous people who love to laugh. Can't ask for much more than that.


smonster - Jun 23, 2011 7:46:03 pm PDT #24032 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Erin, Vortex - insent again.


Vortex - Jun 23, 2011 7:55:44 pm PDT #24033 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

backflung, look at it in the morning.


smonster - Jun 23, 2011 8:06:54 pm PDT #24034 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Aha, backflung again - twice. But that's it for tonight, really.


Strix - Jun 23, 2011 8:12:20 pm PDT #24035 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

backflung!

Wow, this is the closest I've gotten to playing tennis in YEARS!

I broke the "no productivity" pledge tonight, too, smonster! Bad me, no cookie!

(I want a cookie.)


WindSparrow - Jun 23, 2011 8:29:32 pm PDT #24036 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I'll take my in-laws over my family.

Me too. Y'all haven't met Daniel's mom, but let me tell you - she is wonderful with a side of awesome-sauce. Also, while Daniel and I didn't meet here at b.org, I can say pretty confidently that without you, I would certainly still be saying, "No, really, this has got to be my last summer in Arizona."


Burrell - Jun 23, 2011 8:49:35 pm PDT #24037 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Buffistas have done so much for me as well. Including a baby shower for one Buffistina Monkeypants.


Trudy Booth - Jun 23, 2011 9:31:12 pm PDT #24038 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Fair point. But! What if I can fly? Vampire are faster healers in nearly every myth. I think this me flying thing has wings.

Debet and I discussed this today. I'm coinfident that your injury potential increases in direct proportion to your healing powers.

Right now you crash into the counter and bruise your hip. Flying Vampire Cass would crash into the mojave and break every bone in her body.

I should sleep and cannot. Tomorrow I will be blowing off my family in order to go to a joint signing by Jack White and Stephen Colbert. Be still my heart.

Srsly... I need to get my beauty sleep and put on the Good Eye Makeup. Stephen Colbert AND Jack White? I'm like to faint.


billytea - Jun 23, 2011 9:37:42 pm PDT #24039 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Srsly... I need to get my beauty sleep and put on the Good Eye Makeup. Stephen Colbert AND Jack White? I'm like to faint.

But you'll be in the good company, Trudy, so you get to call it swooning. It's a top shelf vocabulary occasion!


Cass - Jun 23, 2011 9:41:40 pm PDT #24040 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Right now you crash into the counter and bruise your hip. Flying Vampire Cass would crash into the mojave and break every bone in her body.

I actually just had to go back and check what I posted because my thought was, "Well, I crash into the counter (generally because a cat tries to tangle my ankles but once just tripping over my own feet) and jack my hip up nearly annually and maybe I could avoid it." but I was pretty sure I erased that part before I posted. And I did. So you both know me well and have a valid point.

I am going to look silly as a bubble-wrapped vampire but it's not the worst idea.

Oooh! Padded vampire ball. Like a hamster but with space for fangs.