If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.

Spike ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Jun 23, 2011 8:12:20 pm PDT #24035 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

backflung!

Wow, this is the closest I've gotten to playing tennis in YEARS!

I broke the "no productivity" pledge tonight, too, smonster! Bad me, no cookie!

(I want a cookie.)


WindSparrow - Jun 23, 2011 8:29:32 pm PDT #24036 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I'll take my in-laws over my family.

Me too. Y'all haven't met Daniel's mom, but let me tell you - she is wonderful with a side of awesome-sauce. Also, while Daniel and I didn't meet here at b.org, I can say pretty confidently that without you, I would certainly still be saying, "No, really, this has got to be my last summer in Arizona."


Burrell - Jun 23, 2011 8:49:35 pm PDT #24037 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Buffistas have done so much for me as well. Including a baby shower for one Buffistina Monkeypants.


Trudy Booth - Jun 23, 2011 9:31:12 pm PDT #24038 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Fair point. But! What if I can fly? Vampire are faster healers in nearly every myth. I think this me flying thing has wings.

Debet and I discussed this today. I'm coinfident that your injury potential increases in direct proportion to your healing powers.

Right now you crash into the counter and bruise your hip. Flying Vampire Cass would crash into the mojave and break every bone in her body.

I should sleep and cannot. Tomorrow I will be blowing off my family in order to go to a joint signing by Jack White and Stephen Colbert. Be still my heart.

Srsly... I need to get my beauty sleep and put on the Good Eye Makeup. Stephen Colbert AND Jack White? I'm like to faint.


billytea - Jun 23, 2011 9:37:42 pm PDT #24039 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Srsly... I need to get my beauty sleep and put on the Good Eye Makeup. Stephen Colbert AND Jack White? I'm like to faint.

But you'll be in the good company, Trudy, so you get to call it swooning. It's a top shelf vocabulary occasion!


Cass - Jun 23, 2011 9:41:40 pm PDT #24040 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Right now you crash into the counter and bruise your hip. Flying Vampire Cass would crash into the mojave and break every bone in her body.

I actually just had to go back and check what I posted because my thought was, "Well, I crash into the counter (generally because a cat tries to tangle my ankles but once just tripping over my own feet) and jack my hip up nearly annually and maybe I could avoid it." but I was pretty sure I erased that part before I posted. And I did. So you both know me well and have a valid point.

I am going to look silly as a bubble-wrapped vampire but it's not the worst idea.

Oooh! Padded vampire ball. Like a hamster but with space for fangs.


Cass - Jun 23, 2011 9:42:35 pm PDT #24041 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Get some sleep too. Stephen Colbert deserves a well-rested Trudy. You are both nifty.


Trudy Booth - Jun 23, 2011 9:53:21 pm PDT #24042 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I have this theory that we could take you flying in the desert. (By night preferably of course, but far from others at any time should you have the misfortune to be spaaaaaarkly). Then you could practice. I'd have to put a lo-jack on you (having dismissed the "giant kite string or bungee cord" approach due to tangling/bouncing me through the desert fears)'cause lord knows WHERE you'd end up... but it can be done.

Finally feeling tired. Whatever do I wear that makes me look good but not like I'm TRYING to look good so Jack White is smitten with my swooning? Colbert is married so I'm good there -- I have wiseass under control.


EpicTangent - Jun 23, 2011 9:56:12 pm PDT #24043 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Let me see if she would be interested in doing your photos; I think she still has all the software.If not, her bro still owns the biz, and they do all digi stuff. I can see how much they would charge. I'm SURE it's not that pricey.

How many shots?

Sorry for the delay. Needed to leave the office then do...stuff. Pesky timezone differences. I need to reassess them, but I believe it would be between 2-4 shots. Thanks for trying to help.

Steph - I don't know how your upper respiratory system is doing, but my experience of wildfires (SoCal Wildfire Season, let me show you it) says keep in mind that even if you're not in immediate danger of burning up, air quality will be crap for miles and miles. I hope that you can all come to an agreement that's safe and pleasant for all parties.


Strix - Jun 23, 2011 9:58:55 pm PDT #24044 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Trudy, I'm so jealous! That would be hugely fun! Post pix, if you can take them!

And I am off to bed, having been so productive today.