Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Jun 23, 2011 4:53:15 pm PDT #24016 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Ack, Teppy!

"Oh, so *this* is what we're doing now? We're hanging out here? Right on."

Allie Brosh would so appreciate that story.

I love that you're using a wine cooler for a wrist wrap. Brilliant!

I had a glass of wine and a good solid bitchfest with a friend, and feel somewhat better. Plus, she gave me more ideas of who to pester for a job, and just might cook up some work for the two of us. And I got home (walking) before it started pouring.

Anne, received and thanks! Will reply shortly.

Let's not have a Buffista clumsiness competition, for it would be fierce. And painful. Y'all know about the Pimm's and the coffee, but I also have quite a burn on my forearm and it's only a matter of time before I totally bust my ass on the "sidewalks" around here.

I need to go find a place to watch White Collar on the internets. I'm done with productivity for the day.


Steph L. - Jun 23, 2011 5:14:48 pm PDT #24017 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh my god. Tim's dad is all "I don't see any fire on weather.com," no matter how many times Tim tells him to do a NEWS SEARCH. We are driving literally into the wildfire area. This is fucking insane. I'm actually really freaked out about it. I'm actually hoping that we wake up tomorrow and there are mandatory evacuations.

I *want* to go to the beach, damn it. I really really do. This is my 40th birthday and I want to go to the beach. But I don't want to willingly, knowingly, drive into a 20,000-acre wildfire to do so.

I feel like his family isn't taking me seriously, when all they have to do is FUCKING GOOGLE IT.

Okay. This is where having in-laws is really hard, isn't it? When they want to BURN YOU TO DEATH?


Cass - Jun 23, 2011 5:25:35 pm PDT #24018 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Okay, *I* found air quality alerts and dense smoke alerts for NC. On weather.com even.

I mean, yes, news would be a better search. But if he demands his fire news from weather.com, well, there's your link for him.

In-laws hard. Hell, all family hard. Other people are all stressy and think differently. Not always in an Apple ad way either. Sometimes they are just stressy.


Strix - Jun 23, 2011 5:27:27 pm PDT #24019 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'm done with productivity for the day.

SO much this! I'm watching TV! I haven't been in the living room for 3 weeks! I forgot how much fun it can be.


sj - Jun 23, 2011 5:27:55 pm PDT #24020 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

In-laws are harder than family in my opinion because you can't just say, "Hey, you're being a fucking idiot. Cut it out." Or maybe that's just me and my family.


NoiseDesign - Jun 23, 2011 5:30:43 pm PDT #24021 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

I'll take my in-laws over my family.


Cass - Jun 23, 2011 5:34:00 pm PDT #24022 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I'll take my in-laws over my family.

I'd take your in-laws over most of my family too.

Because you scored in the in-law draw.


Steph L. - Jun 23, 2011 5:45:26 pm PDT #24023 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Okay, *I* found air quality alerts and dense smoke alerts for NC. On weather.com even.

You rock! Although I think he's still being all "Oh, just a little wildfire? Well, it'll rain on Saturday and put it out!"

::sigh::


Zenkitty - Jun 23, 2011 5:48:27 pm PDT #24024 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I haven't been married so technically have never had in-laws, BUT the families associated with all my long-term relationships have all been WAY crazier and more crazy-making than mine. And mine? Was not sane.

The possibility of not-the-fun-kind crazy in-laws in one of the many things that makes me draw back in fear from the thought of entering another relationship.


Connie Neil - Jun 23, 2011 5:58:51 pm PDT #24025 of 30000
brillig

I would like those magazines, if no one else does. I will happily pay postage and even a little handling, too!

Delighted! I need to price packaging for the size of mags they are (old Life magazine size, by the looks) but I should have a figure in a couple of days. You can send your mailing address to my profile addy.

I'm so glad a Buffista is getting these! Someone will enjoy--and maybe use!--them and I'll feel virtuous about having a little more space.

Now I just need to decide what to do about my baby book, which my mother never filled in until I asked why my two sisters' baby books were carefully maintained and mine was blank.