It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Jun 23, 2011 5:27:27 pm PDT #24019 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'm done with productivity for the day.

SO much this! I'm watching TV! I haven't been in the living room for 3 weeks! I forgot how much fun it can be.


sj - Jun 23, 2011 5:27:55 pm PDT #24020 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

In-laws are harder than family in my opinion because you can't just say, "Hey, you're being a fucking idiot. Cut it out." Or maybe that's just me and my family.


NoiseDesign - Jun 23, 2011 5:30:43 pm PDT #24021 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

I'll take my in-laws over my family.


Cass - Jun 23, 2011 5:34:00 pm PDT #24022 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I'll take my in-laws over my family.

I'd take your in-laws over most of my family too.

Because you scored in the in-law draw.


Steph L. - Jun 23, 2011 5:45:26 pm PDT #24023 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Okay, *I* found air quality alerts and dense smoke alerts for NC. On weather.com even.

You rock! Although I think he's still being all "Oh, just a little wildfire? Well, it'll rain on Saturday and put it out!"

::sigh::


Zenkitty - Jun 23, 2011 5:48:27 pm PDT #24024 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I haven't been married so technically have never had in-laws, BUT the families associated with all my long-term relationships have all been WAY crazier and more crazy-making than mine. And mine? Was not sane.

The possibility of not-the-fun-kind crazy in-laws in one of the many things that makes me draw back in fear from the thought of entering another relationship.


Connie Neil - Jun 23, 2011 5:58:51 pm PDT #24025 of 30000
brillig

I would like those magazines, if no one else does. I will happily pay postage and even a little handling, too!

Delighted! I need to price packaging for the size of mags they are (old Life magazine size, by the looks) but I should have a figure in a couple of days. You can send your mailing address to my profile addy.

I'm so glad a Buffista is getting these! Someone will enjoy--and maybe use!--them and I'll feel virtuous about having a little more space.

Now I just need to decide what to do about my baby book, which my mother never filled in until I asked why my two sisters' baby books were carefully maintained and mine was blank.


Strix - Jun 23, 2011 6:04:38 pm PDT #24026 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

My in-laws are pretty all right; it's the craxy ex I have to worry about! Things have been pretty quiet though. (Knock wood.)

Wow, commercials are stupid.


askye - Jun 23, 2011 6:19:36 pm PDT #24027 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

Erin, any commerical in particular?

Steph,I'm sorry your birthday beach trip is turning out so stressful.


smonster - Jun 23, 2011 6:24:52 pm PDT #24028 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

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