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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - Sep 12, 2010 7:01:33 pm PDT #2368 of 30000

Anyone wanna help me write a response to a personal ad? I'm bored and lonesome. This is what I'm responding to (I figure she sounds cool enough, but who knows--is probably fugly and craycray):

Perfectly imperfect, somewhat nerdy, clearly awesome butchy girl seeks similar likeness in a more femme package. I enjoy the usual...tv, books, movies, bike riding, NPR, stimulating conversations and quietly appreciating the world as it goes by. I am stable, smart, funny, kind and expect that you would be the same. I am open to all types of women--it all comes down to how you work with what you've got--but prefer a woman with curves as I am not a petite flower myself. Interested in knowing more? Shoot me an email and a picture!


Strix - Sep 12, 2010 7:07:40 pm PDT #2369 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

So I need 7 words "that best describe you" to reply to a potential employer.

So far I have: intelligent, curious, clever, assertive and funny.

How would you describe me, and what do you think of the words I picked (employer-wise)?

I think I want to include a mix of personality and "good employee" attributes.

Detail-oriented, proactive, organized all seem boring and ass-kissy.


beth b - Sep 12, 2010 7:11:11 pm PDT #2370 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I still might chose some related to organized

maybe some thing more with idea of 'planner" -- it encompasses a lot of those other words -- and it seems to be what you do - see a problem , make a plan , do it


Strix - Sep 12, 2010 7:15:19 pm PDT #2371 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

meara, I'd ask her about her nerdery and gloss on yours.

Something like..."Well, I asked my friends, just to make sure, and they say I am clearly awesome too! But they may be unfairly biased. What is your flavor of nerdery? I am a book-geek, and have been known to become a touch obsessed with certain TV shows. I like dancing, pretty dresses with prett girls inside (including myself!) and occasional drag-kinging it at shows. Not as much as I used to, but who does everything they want to as much as they want?

I am pretty stable, but I do have to travel some for work. That's mostly ok, because I have quite a few friends in quite a few places, and I like to see them if I can. Why don't you tell me some of the movies and books you like and we can see if we can have a stimulating conversation?!"


WindSparrow - Sep 12, 2010 7:15:29 pm PDT #2372 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Erin should write meara's response, and meara should give Erin some words. I'm putting these burdens on others' shoulders because I cannot carry them myself.

ETA: way to go, Erin, already on it!


Strix - Sep 12, 2010 7:15:47 pm PDT #2373 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Can I say "planny?"

No? Dammit.


Laga - Sep 12, 2010 7:16:54 pm PDT #2374 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Industrious?


meara - Sep 12, 2010 7:20:04 pm PDT #2375 of 30000

Detail-oriented, proactive, organized all seem boring and ass-kissy.

I think ass-kissy as those are (for a sec I thought you were suggesting ASS KISSY!!) they're great. I mean, you ARE a Virgo! C'mon!! Break out the thesaurus.


Strix - Sep 12, 2010 7:22:40 pm PDT #2376 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hrm. Clever, curious, articulate, assertive, analytical, articulate and industrious?


Typo Boy - Sep 12, 2010 7:32:11 pm PDT #2377 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

You have articulate twice. Practical?