You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Jun 17, 2011 4:32:05 pm PDT #23576 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Yay Nate, for the grades and the girl!

Matilda quote of the day:

She's been driving us all nuts for weeks singing "Little Bunny Foo-Foo" over and over and over unto the Cliffs of Insanity. This afternoon on the way home she was doing it again, but with slightly new lyrics -- the Good Fairy's ultimatum is now:

I'll give you three more chances, and if you don't comply, I'll turn you into a goon.

Comply? Where did she get... how did she... whaaa?


Barb - Jun 17, 2011 4:36:56 pm PDT #23577 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Comply? Where did she get... how did she... whaaa?

Your kid.

That's all that needs to be said.


sj - Jun 17, 2011 5:06:46 pm PDT #23578 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yay, Nate! That's awesome! I'm glad the move has been so good for him.

Your kid.

What Barb said.

I survived the last day of babysitting and there were cupcakes and chocolate and a monetary thank you, none of which I was expecting.


Laga - Jun 17, 2011 5:32:27 pm PDT #23579 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm still never sure where all of my bruises have come from

me too.


Calli - Jun 17, 2011 5:34:21 pm PDT #23580 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

That's great, Barb—go Nate!

I use to have loads of bruises on my shins as a kid. Now I just have some interesting knee scars and places where the skin's so dispirited it won't even tan.


Burrell - Jun 17, 2011 5:35:53 pm PDT #23581 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I bruise horribly. My mom was always worried I had a blood disorder or something dramatic. Nope. Just walked into doors a lot. Both my kids are bruised a fair bit of the time as well. Franny fell off the monkey bars at one play date and came home with a huge, deep bruise on the back of her thigh. That was bad.


WindSparrow - Jun 17, 2011 6:44:44 pm PDT #23582 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

(Oh, and the girl he got the chocolate zombie bunny for at Easter told him she likes him today and they've got Plans to see each other over the summer.)

This makes my day better.

So apparently, if you have an allergic reaction to one of the antibiotic eye drops prescribed for pink eye, they won't prescribe any of the others to replace it without another office visit. The good news is, the OTC allergy eye drops they recommended seems to at least temporarily ease my desire to claw my eyes out.


Laga - Jun 17, 2011 7:01:11 pm PDT #23583 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

What a hassle, WindSparrow. I'm glad you're getting some relief.


smonster - Jun 17, 2011 7:12:49 pm PDT #23584 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Go Nate! And go Barb and DH for making the move right for them.

WS, hope you get relief soon.

Met friend's hubby and other FoaF, T. Hubby charming and sneaky generous. T very sweet. Not drunk but pronouns lost - T and I begged off but A is still going - anything that happens from here is Not My Fault. Another (local) author was there, too - Bill Loehfelm - nice guy.


Vortex - Jun 17, 2011 7:47:07 pm PDT #23585 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I'm sorry to hear that, because they are good about so many things.

yeah, they do a lot of community stuff and they treat their employees well. They also train them in customer service. At least they are not hypocritical about it, I suppose.