No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Jun 14, 2011 5:36:49 am PDT #23181 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ooh, ouch, Pix! Hope your back behaves itself.

quester, oh no! Much health-ma to your sister.


Laga - Jun 14, 2011 6:31:10 am PDT #23182 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

ugh Pix. Did you get any sleep? It's a good thing you have some furry bedwarmers.


Laga - Jun 14, 2011 6:31:59 am PDT #23183 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

lots of health~ma for quester's sister.


askye - Jun 14, 2011 6:38:17 am PDT #23184 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

health~ma to quester's sister.

Job~ma to Jilli


smonster - Jun 14, 2011 7:10:57 am PDT #23185 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Aw, crap, Pix. Feel better soon.

I have to wash All The Floors. On my hands and knees, since my mop is cleverly in the cube. Unless I go buy another mop, but I don't wanna.


smonster - Jun 14, 2011 7:12:04 am PDT #23186 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Also, I think I've now met more people in this neighborhood than I knew in my last neighborhood.


Laga - Jun 14, 2011 7:17:47 am PDT #23187 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

smonster that's so cool meeting all the people!

Is it worth it to go rent a floor cleaning doohickey?


smonster - Jun 14, 2011 7:26:47 am PDT #23188 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Nah, I think I'm just going to go buy another mop. Plus, these are old wood floors. Not sure they could stand up to a serious machine.


Vortex - Jun 14, 2011 7:26:55 am PDT #23189 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

So, my mother wants to "celebrate Father's Day" with me. I told her that I don't want to spend the day with her. I'm on a campaign of disengagement, because I cannot handle her shit anymore.


Laga - Jun 14, 2011 7:28:26 am PDT #23190 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I wish you could come hang out with us, Vortex. We'll be in the park drinking sangria and playing speed croquet.