smonster that's so cool meeting all the people!
Is it worth it to go rent a floor cleaning doohickey?
Wesley: I stabbed you. I should apologize for that. But I'm honestly not sure how. I think it'll just be awkward. Gunn: Good call. Wesley: Okay.
'Time Bomb'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Jun 14, 2011 7:17:47 am PDT #23187 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
smonster - Jun 14, 2011 7:26:47 am PDT #23188 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Nah, I think I'm just going to go buy another mop. Plus, these are old wood floors. Not sure they could stand up to a serious machine.
Vortex - Jun 14, 2011 7:26:55 am PDT #23189 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
So, my mother wants to "celebrate Father's Day" with me. I told her that I don't want to spend the day with her. I'm on a campaign of disengagement, because I cannot handle her shit anymore.
Laga - Jun 14, 2011 7:28:26 am PDT #23190 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I wish you could come hang out with us, Vortex. We'll be in the park drinking sangria and playing speed croquet.
DavidS - Jun 14, 2011 7:29:08 am PDT #23191 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
So, my mother wants to "celebrate Father's Day" with me. I told her that I don't want to spend the day with her. I'm on a campaign of disengagement, because I cannot handle her shit anymore.
You should've pulled the "You're not my real father!" tantrum.
Toddson - Jun 14, 2011 7:40:30 am PDT #23192 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Vortex, want to ... observe? ... Father's day with me?
Vortex - Jun 14, 2011 7:44:50 am PDT #23193 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
She started on some crap about how I was disrespecting my father by not celebrating him. What I did not say is that I have no problem celebrating my father, I just don't want to do it with her. She also said that my father would be very disappointed that I was "acting like this". I said "well, if Dad were around to be disappointed, the point would be moot." Which is when she told me that she has a new policy -- "when you start this negativity and rudeness towards me, I'm just going to say that I love you very much and we'll talk another time." So, we said goodbye.
Toddson - Jun 14, 2011 7:45:59 am PDT #23194 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
With any luck that'll cut all future phone conversations very short.
Vortex - Jun 14, 2011 7:49:32 am PDT #23195 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
That was my thought, Todd. Until she figures out that it doesn't bother me.
beekaytee - Jun 14, 2011 7:57:09 am PDT #23196 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
"when you start this negativity and rudeness towards me, I'm just going to say that I love you very much and we'll talk another time."
This seems like an awesome plan in reverse as well.