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Clearly she just needed Oreos and Lemonade.
Clearly! I've totally cured her! I should write a paper or something and should send it to the AMA and the Pediatrics board or whoever.
In all seriousness, I'm glad she's having a good time. I truly adore this kid. I haven't seen her smile this much in the 9+ hours a day I've been with her the past nine months.
Acquired Oppositional Defiant Disorder
Ahahahaha. HA.
I say that from a POV of being told that my depression isn't "real" and I should just "get over it" and "decide to be happy." It certainly is real, and I'm not going to be the one to decide that someone else's condition isn't real, either.
You're totally faking it. I can tell. You just need Oreos and lemonade. Come to here and I will cure you.
Anybody with familiarity with the DSM's history knows that "legitimate conditions" is a social construct that's varied quite a bit over time. Most famously when they stopped labeling homosexuality as a disorder.
I agree that the DSM has varied over time. That's certainly a correct statement.
You're totally faking it. I can tell. You just need Oreos and lemonade. Come to here and I will cure you.
Actually, the new DSM revision has decided that I am totally full of shit. I think "cheer up, little buckeroo!" is the actual phrase they're going to have in the DSM-V.
(Also, Tim's ADD? *Total* bullshit. Together we are the greatest scam artists EVER. Although our addiction to ibuprofen is a documented condition. [No, we really are the Sid and Nancy of ibuprofen. We go through a 500-count bottle way faster than anyone should. It is so sad.])
Wait. Was I just offered Oreos????
BRING THEM TO ME NOW PLZ
You just need Oreos and lemonade. Come to here and I will cure you.
starts packing bags
topped with a brandied serotonin reuptake cherry
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