You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beekaytee - May 31, 2011 2:44:34 pm PDT #22432 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Don't get me started on car insurance companies!

But Pix, this I can offer:

When an insurance company pulled shenanigans over a rental car (on which I had purchased the additional insurance, natch) accident...that was not my fault, I eventually went to the Ohio State Insurance Board.

After battling for more than 6 extremely stressful months, the entire affair was miraculously resolved in A DAY.

All hail the consumer protection branch of a state trade org.

Not sure if California has the same, but I can't imagine that they don't offer some sort of recourse on the state level.


Nora Deirdre - May 31, 2011 2:47:58 pm PDT #22433 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Progressive (who, for the record, have been amazing throughout this whole process; I'd recommend them to anyone)

oh, good. This has been our insurance company since we moved here.

I liked having a hardware store where they know my name.

You may well again, this is like the smallest town masquerading as a city ever.


meara - May 31, 2011 3:47:07 pm PDT #22434 of 30000

Progressive (who, for the record, have been amazing throughout this whole process; I'd recommend them to anyone)

This is good to hear--I used to have them, and switched, but am contemplating going back because AllState has been a PITA (I haven't even had any claims!! And still!)


Zenkitty - May 31, 2011 7:39:02 pm PDT #22435 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I need more damned spoons. I have just enough spoons to look like I have all the spoons I need, but I don't. I run out of spoons well before all the milk is gone. Why don't I have more spoons?


meara - May 31, 2011 7:41:41 pm PDT #22436 of 30000

...Zen is that an actual spoon thing, or a disability-metaphor-spoons thing?

Cause if the former, I kept having that problem with forks. So I bought a dozen at Walmart for about $4. Now we run out of knives.


Cass - May 31, 2011 8:13:32 pm PDT #22437 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I am so fucking out of spoons. I actually looked at my flatware drawer that was also out of spoons and ugh. Need more spoons. And to run my dishwasher. But mostly the metaphorical spoons.

Spoons


Liese S. - May 31, 2011 8:31:00 pm PDT #22438 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yeah, I run out of literal spoons a lot. I think because I use them to stir the coffee just the once, and then I leave it lying there. And then make another pot of coffee, and I have to get a fresh spoon for the sugar, which I then use to stir the coffee and then I leave it lying there.

Also, how is it that the cleaning is never actually done? I keep feeling like the house is right on the verge of being awesome and clean and done, but it never actually is. And tomorrow I leave (probably, more on that later) but our caravan buddy is sleeping over tonight, and we have a housesitter for the summer, so I need to wash linens in the morning. If I were just leaving for the summer, I'd be content with how the house is. But since someone's moving in, I want it to be habitable, but I just keep seeing more to do. But we leave at 7 in the morning. And it's habitable.

I need to chill.


Cass - May 31, 2011 8:39:05 pm PDT #22439 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I think because I use them to stir the coffee just the once

Somewhere, I am being laughed at. I know this.

Also, how is it that the cleaning is never actually done?

The world is cruel.


Vortex - May 31, 2011 8:43:15 pm PDT #22440 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I use chopsticks to stir my coffee. I have a tall mug that barely fits a spoon, so I stir with some nice lacquered chopsticks that I got somewhere.


Steph L. - May 31, 2011 8:48:29 pm PDT #22441 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Warg. If I could punch insomnia in the face, I would.