...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Kathy A - May 21, 2011 8:53:53 am PDT #21766 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I'm currently on lunch break from class--have to go back at 1:15 until we're done, hopefully by 4:00. Then, I really should get started on my paper that's due next Saturday when I get home by 5, after I feed my cat, that is. She didn't like that I was reading my textbook this morning, and squeezed in around the book onto my chest for some petting. I ended up putting the book on the couch next to me and tried to read around her head.


Calli - May 21, 2011 10:27:49 am PDT #21767 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Yay on the house, smonster!


Scrappy - May 21, 2011 10:42:23 am PDT #21768 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Smonster, that's awesome!


brenda m - May 21, 2011 11:15:01 am PDT #21769 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yay smonster! Now I really extra want to plan a trip down there, maybe around halloween.


Strix - May 21, 2011 12:18:55 pm PDT #21770 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I am utterly thrilled, smonster!

"I love it when a plan comes together."


Barb - May 21, 2011 12:54:27 pm PDT #21771 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Yay, smonster!

IOmeN, why does it never fail that a woman drowning in perfume sits next to me in the theatre? Instant headache.


Strix - May 21, 2011 1:17:34 pm PDT #21772 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

(Unpacks bottle of Allure from my "Visitin' Barb" bag.)

Fragrance should be SUBTLE, people.

I wish I could afford parfum, as I would like to apply just a soupcon. I try for 1/2 a spritz, but it's almost impossible to achieve.

Oh, cool shower with mint shower gel, and a glass of cold fresh-brewed ice tea with lemon after 2 hours weeding.

THAT'S motherfuckin' rapture, yo.


amyth - May 21, 2011 3:19:40 pm PDT #21773 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Woo, smonster!!!


Cass - May 21, 2011 4:01:34 pm PDT #21774 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Awesome news, smonster!


quester - May 21, 2011 4:21:39 pm PDT #21775 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Congrat, smonster.