Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - May 21, 2011 11:15:01 am PDT #21769 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yay smonster! Now I really extra want to plan a trip down there, maybe around halloween.


Strix - May 21, 2011 12:18:55 pm PDT #21770 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I am utterly thrilled, smonster!

"I love it when a plan comes together."


Barb - May 21, 2011 12:54:27 pm PDT #21771 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Yay, smonster!

IOmeN, why does it never fail that a woman drowning in perfume sits next to me in the theatre? Instant headache.


Strix - May 21, 2011 1:17:34 pm PDT #21772 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

(Unpacks bottle of Allure from my "Visitin' Barb" bag.)

Fragrance should be SUBTLE, people.

I wish I could afford parfum, as I would like to apply just a soupcon. I try for 1/2 a spritz, but it's almost impossible to achieve.

Oh, cool shower with mint shower gel, and a glass of cold fresh-brewed ice tea with lemon after 2 hours weeding.

THAT'S motherfuckin' rapture, yo.


amyth - May 21, 2011 3:19:40 pm PDT #21773 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Woo, smonster!!!


Cass - May 21, 2011 4:01:34 pm PDT #21774 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Awesome news, smonster!


quester - May 21, 2011 4:21:39 pm PDT #21775 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Congrat, smonster.


Atropa - May 21, 2011 4:26:07 pm PDT #21776 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

smonster, that's great!


smonster - May 21, 2011 6:09:11 pm PDT #21777 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

HFS, I'm moving to New Orleans.


DavidS - May 21, 2011 6:14:19 pm PDT #21778 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

HFS, I'm moving to New Orleans.

I'm so happy for you! And New Orleans. Lucky city.