Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - May 20, 2011 1:59:44 pm PDT #21729 of 30000

However, anything below a C cup? Those aren't mammaries. It's a fine line.

...they're tits?

I'd be fine with the A cup if it were a smaller band size--those are easier to find. But apparently they assume that if you have big ribs (and even when I've been thinner, my band size measurement was only maybe an inch smaller) you've also got big tits. Not so, manufacturers! Not so.


Atropa - May 20, 2011 2:05:43 pm PDT #21730 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli, I suggest you hie thee tO the nordstrom rack at southcenter--I was shocked at the number of HH or G cups they had--they usually only have "regular" sizes

Oooh, really? Rock on, I will go visit there after I return from PDX. Plus I need to scope out their hosiery section; now that fashion has decreed that patterned and lace tights are "IN", I can stock up.


Toddson - May 20, 2011 2:06:37 pm PDT #21731 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

DCistas - the Nordstrom Rack at Friendship Heights opened yeserday.


Strix - May 20, 2011 2:08:15 pm PDT #21732 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

One of my hs students is a tiny, tiny girl, and her cup size has to be F or G and I just feel so bad for her. She's maybe 4'10" and 100 lbs -- 10 lbs of it has to be boob.

Ummm...fess up -- any large busted ladies ever tried to weigh their boobs, and then taken that weight off their general weight?

I discovered that one boob weighs more than is calculable on a kitchen scale, and that you can't weigh your boobs accurately on a bathroom scale.

I possibly am slightly insane. I got a wild hare one night and was obsessed with figuring it out. It was in college, and I even bothered my roomie's for her pot-weighing thingie for a few seconds, before figuring out, unless I actually cut a tit off and slapped in a baggie, THAT wasn't going to work at all.

OTOH, once we hit the pot drawer, we just got stoned and I fell asleep and lost the need to know.


Pix - May 20, 2011 2:48:58 pm PDT #21733 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Boobies in Bitches! It's comforting, really.


Laga - May 20, 2011 3:26:20 pm PDT #21734 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I think I'm in love with Erin.


smonster - May 20, 2011 5:07:54 pm PDT #21735 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Get in line, Laga!


Laga - May 20, 2011 5:32:40 pm PDT #21736 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm starting to give this apocalypse thing a second thought. I just got an email from my mom tagged -sent from my iphone- .


Pix - May 20, 2011 6:00:50 pm PDT #21737 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA....remember that whole conversation we were having the other day about "literally"?

[link]

(If it's old, I hadn't seen it before, so it made me laugh. Sorry if I'm a skimmy skimmer who skims and it had already been posted.)


Steph L. - May 20, 2011 7:07:35 pm PDT #21738 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I *love* the Gayroller. SO MUCH.

(Also? I possess your spine, bro.)