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Atropa - May 20, 2011 2:05:43 pm PDT #21730 of 30000

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli, I suggest you hie thee tO the nordstrom rack at southcenter--I was shocked at the number of HH or G cups they had--they usually only have "regular" sizes

Oooh, really? Rock on, I will go visit there after I return from PDX. Plus I need to scope out their hosiery section; now that fashion has decreed that patterned and lace tights are "IN", I can stock up.

Toddson - May 20, 2011 2:06:37 pm PDT #21731 of 30000

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

DCistas - the Nordstrom Rack at Friendship Heights opened yeserday.

Strix - May 20, 2011 2:08:15 pm PDT #21732 of 30000

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

One of my hs students is a tiny, tiny girl, and her cup size has to be F or G and I just feel so bad for her. She's maybe 4'10" and 100 lbs -- 10 lbs of it has to be boob.

Ummm...fess up -- any large busted ladies ever tried to weigh their boobs, and then taken that weight off their general weight?

I discovered that one boob weighs more than is calculable on a kitchen scale, and that you can't weigh your boobs accurately on a bathroom scale.

I possibly am slightly insane. I got a wild hare one night and was obsessed with figuring it out. It was in college, and I even bothered my roomie's for her pot-weighing thingie for a few seconds, before figuring out, unless I actually cut a tit off and slapped in a baggie, THAT wasn't going to work at all.

OTOH, once we hit the pot drawer, we just got stoned and I fell asleep and lost the need to know.

Pix - May 20, 2011 2:48:58 pm PDT #21733 of 30000

The status is NOT quo.

Boobies in Bitches! It's comforting, really.

Laga - May 20, 2011 3:26:20 pm PDT #21734 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I think I'm in love with Erin.

smonster - May 20, 2011 5:07:54 pm PDT #21735 of 30000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Get in line, Laga!

Laga - May 20, 2011 5:32:40 pm PDT #21736 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm starting to give this apocalypse thing a second thought. I just got an email from my mom tagged -sent from my iphone- .

Pix - May 20, 2011 6:00:50 pm PDT #21737 of 30000

The status is NOT quo.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA....remember that whole conversation we were having the other day about "literally"?

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(If it's old, I hadn't seen it before, so it made me laugh. Sorry if I'm a skimmy skimmer who skims and it had already been posted.)

Steph L. - May 20, 2011 7:07:35 pm PDT #21738 of 30000

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I *love* the Gayroller. SO MUCH.

(Also? I possess your spine, bro.)

smonster - May 20, 2011 7:57:35 pm PDT #21739 of 30000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Dear Insomnia,

I have to be up in six hours in order to go work a thirteen-hour day outside sorting garbage by hand.

FUCK YOU.

No really,
me

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