in utterly first world/diamond shoes problems: my vibrator died last night. I think it might have fallen off the bed and hit the ground one too many times. This makes me sad, but i certainly can't whinge about it anywhere else. Nor can i buy a new one online today due to firewalls at work. booooo.
Ben: I didn't ask for any of this. I just want to be normal. Gronx: I wanted to be an underwear model. We play the hand we're dealt.
'Touched'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erin_obscure - Apr 22, 2011 1:30:49 pm PDT #20290 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
erikaj - Apr 22, 2011 1:38:14 pm PDT #20291 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
I think this is why I don't have one.
§ ita § - Apr 22, 2011 1:52:06 pm PDT #20292 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Sounds like an opportunity to upgrade to something either more robust or more bouncy.
Hil R. - Apr 22, 2011 2:05:39 pm PDT #20293 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
It was snowing here today. It's April.
Zenkitty - Apr 22, 2011 2:13:49 pm PDT #20294 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Am I the only woman who doesn't like vibrators?
beekaytee - Apr 22, 2011 2:22:37 pm PDT #20295 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
Nope.
quester - Apr 22, 2011 2:25:14 pm PDT #20296 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Nope.
Ginger - Apr 22, 2011 2:27:26 pm PDT #20297 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
my vibrator died last night.
I hope you plan to give it a proper burial.
§ ita § - Apr 22, 2011 2:36:02 pm PDT #20298 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That raises a question. You're not supposed to just throw away electronics like a vibrator, right? So you take that to Goodwill for recycling?
Zenkitty - Apr 22, 2011 2:41:53 pm PDT #20299 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Nope.
Well... good.