I think this is why I don't have one.
I'm sorry. You were going to ask me to choose, right? Did you want to finish?
Zoe ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erikaj - Apr 22, 2011 1:38:14 pm PDT #20291 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
§ ita § - Apr 22, 2011 1:52:06 pm PDT #20292 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Sounds like an opportunity to upgrade to something either more robust or more bouncy.
Hil R. - Apr 22, 2011 2:05:39 pm PDT #20293 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
It was snowing here today. It's April.
Zenkitty - Apr 22, 2011 2:13:49 pm PDT #20294 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Am I the only woman who doesn't like vibrators?
beekaytee - Apr 22, 2011 2:22:37 pm PDT #20295 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
Nope.
quester - Apr 22, 2011 2:25:14 pm PDT #20296 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Nope.
Ginger - Apr 22, 2011 2:27:26 pm PDT #20297 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
my vibrator died last night.
I hope you plan to give it a proper burial.
§ ita § - Apr 22, 2011 2:36:02 pm PDT #20298 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That raises a question. You're not supposed to just throw away electronics like a vibrator, right? So you take that to Goodwill for recycling?
Zenkitty - Apr 22, 2011 2:41:53 pm PDT #20299 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Nope.
Well... good.
Steph L. - Apr 22, 2011 3:01:44 pm PDT #20300 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
You're not supposed to just throw away electronics like a vibrator, right? So you take that to Goodwill for recycling?
Some communities have electronic recycling day, so you can get rid of your 386 PC, your 8-track tape player, and your dead vibrator, all in one fell swoop.
(Some years ago I had a battery-operated vibrator, and I was trying to be all save-the-planet, so I used rechargable batteries. And then, because I am a dummy, when the vibrator broke, I forgot I was using rechargable batteries and just threw the whole thing away without removing the batteries [which I believe you're supposed to do anyway; you aren't supposed to just throw away batteries, but I did]. D'oh.)
Completely unrelatedly, The Boy furminated Kato, and literally removed enough hair to make a small dog, and there are pictures. I was napping when this happened, and then Tim came in the bedroom to nap, which ended up waking me up. He told me about the pile of fur, and yet I was completely unprepared to walk in the living room and find a dog-shaped pile of fur arranged on the dog bed. Scared the CRAP out of me.
And then Toke went and laid down in the middle of it (also with photographic proof). That cat ain't right.