We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.

Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Apr 19, 2011 9:09:25 am PDT #20058 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

do I go ahead and give notice to my landlady?

If you're serious about moving to New Orleans, then I think that's where you are. Things are lining up in a certain way where it seems better to go forward.


Atropa - Apr 19, 2011 9:17:01 am PDT #20059 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

smonster, I'm so sorry. But yes, I think this means you go to NOLA, which would be great for you.

Fredpete, I am sorry. You are the best kitty daddy I know.

Bears repeating. I'm so, so sorry about the kitty.

Help me hivemind: what was the OTC cough suppressant thing everyone was talking about? I need to get some for Pete.


smonster - Apr 19, 2011 9:18:52 am PDT #20060 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Gave notice. MEEP.


amyth - Apr 19, 2011 9:19:18 am PDT #20061 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

For when?


smonster - Apr 19, 2011 9:19:43 am PDT #20062 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

End of May.

eta can I just add, I've cleaned up cat barf three times, from three different cats, in the four hours I've been here? No wonder my family is sick of cats.


amych - Apr 19, 2011 9:23:09 am PDT #20063 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Jilli: Delsym? It's the only OTC thing I've found that's appreciably different and better than your standard robitussin bilge.

smonster, it's the right thing. Universe says so.


javachik - Apr 19, 2011 9:25:21 am PDT #20064 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Smonster, I think your resume is FINE. All you need to do is add on F'makers. Seriously, stop stressing about your resume!! I frakking can't wait until you move to New Orleans. Look how much happier Nora is there. And look how much happier Barb and Beverly are in PNW, for starters. This move will change your life and I know you're ready for it.


amyth - Apr 19, 2011 9:26:50 am PDT #20065 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Jilli, if you need Tessalon Pearls, which aren't OTC, I have a bunch of them leftover from when I had the flu, and I can send them your way.

amych, insent.

smonster, I'm going to miss you like crazy, but I have to agree that the universe is screaming at you right now. The timing seems right.


erikaj - Apr 19, 2011 9:31:53 am PDT #20066 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Fred, I hope you have some good luck with some cats soon.(My mother had that happen, when I was a little kid. Since then, though her kitties have been very long-lived.)


Atropa - Apr 19, 2011 9:38:46 am PDT #20067 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli, if you need Tessalon Pearls, which aren't OTC, I have a bunch of them leftover from when I had the flu, and I can send them your way.

Yes, that's what I was thinking of. Damn, I was hoping they were OTC. Tho' if you don't mind sending them to me, that would be lovely. (Pete swears he doesn't need them, that his cough is lessening. Uh-huh.)