Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Apr 19, 2011 8:36:27 am PDT #20055 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I am eligible for unemployment. Trying to file a claim right now, but the online shit is wonky, so I guess I'll have to do it over the phone. Need to eat lunch, first. Or rather find something to eat while I'm on hold.


Burrell - Apr 19, 2011 8:38:24 am PDT #20056 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm sorry to hear the news, smonster, but I'm more in awe right now at how in a short span of time you're already planning for what comes next. You rock!


smonster - Apr 19, 2011 8:46:52 am PDT #20057 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Aw, thanks, Burrell. I'm doing it all on a couch under a blanket with a cat between my feet, so it's fairly painless. And I might as well use the adrenaline while I've got it. I really need to tackle my resume, but I'm not up for that right now.

Next question to ponder... do I go ahead and give notice to my landlady? Should probably line up a place to crash here, first. But I need to do it soon, if I'ma do it. Hmm. I sure don't want to be locked into a year lease, so maybe I might as well.


DavidS - Apr 19, 2011 9:09:25 am PDT #20058 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

do I go ahead and give notice to my landlady?

If you're serious about moving to New Orleans, then I think that's where you are. Things are lining up in a certain way where it seems better to go forward.


Atropa - Apr 19, 2011 9:17:01 am PDT #20059 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

smonster, I'm so sorry. But yes, I think this means you go to NOLA, which would be great for you.

Fredpete, I am sorry. You are the best kitty daddy I know.

Bears repeating. I'm so, so sorry about the kitty.

Help me hivemind: what was the OTC cough suppressant thing everyone was talking about? I need to get some for Pete.


smonster - Apr 19, 2011 9:18:52 am PDT #20060 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Gave notice. MEEP.


amyth - Apr 19, 2011 9:19:18 am PDT #20061 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

For when?


smonster - Apr 19, 2011 9:19:43 am PDT #20062 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

End of May.

eta can I just add, I've cleaned up cat barf three times, from three different cats, in the four hours I've been here? No wonder my family is sick of cats.


amych - Apr 19, 2011 9:23:09 am PDT #20063 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Jilli: Delsym? It's the only OTC thing I've found that's appreciably different and better than your standard robitussin bilge.

smonster, it's the right thing. Universe says so.


javachik - Apr 19, 2011 9:25:21 am PDT #20064 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Smonster, I think your resume is FINE. All you need to do is add on F'makers. Seriously, stop stressing about your resume!! I frakking can't wait until you move to New Orleans. Look how much happier Nora is there. And look how much happier Barb and Beverly are in PNW, for starters. This move will change your life and I know you're ready for it.