Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.

Spike ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Spidra Webster - Sep 09, 2010 3:35:26 pm PDT #1998 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

The birthday greetings have been great today. I invited the few folks I know in LA to come over for tonight. Two RSVP'd yes. I just found out the two of them didn't read the invite well. So though I moved my bday from Saturday over to Thursday specifically to accommodate their schedule, they're not coming.

I guess now is when I start in on the strawberry daiquiris.


omnis_audis - Sep 09, 2010 3:35:26 pm PDT #1999 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

We are on our way to watch. I just realized I can't sit next to Jon at the bar or I will slap the crap out of his vaccine spot.
Um, can't you switch sides with him?

ION- worst fears of new job are starting to come true. I hate "I told you so" moments like this. Stress? Huh? what makes you say that?


Laga - Sep 09, 2010 3:40:28 pm PDT #2000 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Oatmeal baths rule! I feel like all my aches and pains have been reduced by half.


Spidra Webster - Sep 09, 2010 3:49:10 pm PDT #2001 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Wow, a whole bath of oatmeal?


Daisy Jane - Sep 09, 2010 3:50:33 pm PDT #2002 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Can't switch sides 3 shots 2 arms. GAME ON|


Laga - Sep 09, 2010 4:06:16 pm PDT #2003 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

It's a bath product, Aveeno soothing.


smonster - Sep 09, 2010 4:15:16 pm PDT #2004 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Spidra, that sucks. Were I there... well, I wouldn't drink a daiquiri b/c they give me stomach aches. And I couldn't have cake b/c of the coffee. But I would sing lustily! ...though perhaps you'd rather I didn't. But I'd be there!

DJ, oh I know. I actually passed up the chance to see a game with Krissie to see other friends who were in town for one night, but that didn't work out so I totally should have gone. I also made the cardinal sin of not recognizing a pic of Brees in someone's office. But I am recording the game rigtt now!


juliana - Sep 09, 2010 4:26:02 pm PDT #2005 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

WHOO!! We're in the other room, watching on the jumbo TV. We should be down at M's bar (first night of the new Cajun menu!!!), but we are Tired Of The Peoples. So we're at home, drinking beer, and eating Mexican food.


Nora Deirdre - Sep 09, 2010 4:37:46 pm PDT #2006 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I also made the cardinal sin of not recognizing a pic of Brees in someone's office

Oh, MAN!


smonster - Sep 09, 2010 4:42:29 pm PDT #2007 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I know, right? I nearly bought a "Breesus is my homeboy" shirt in penance.

I wouldn't even be this amenable, were it not for four seasons of FNL remedial therapy.

Watching the game now.