Ooh, that IS annoying, WS.
We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm the hero!
Wash ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Apr 13, 2011 6:06:08 pm PDT #19713 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
smonster - Apr 13, 2011 6:11:49 pm PDT #19714 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I had brought a folder full of not only the intake/history forms that her office had sent for me to fill out and bring with me, but also a month's worth of food journals; and, she didn't look at any of it. Grrr.
WTFF. Seriously. Ain't that some shit, as Gnarls would say.
askye, I hope this move sparks renewed energy and creativity for you, and brings you much joy.
Ok, really, bed now.
Trudy Booth - Apr 13, 2011 6:37:03 pm PDT #19715 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
MUH HA HA HAH HAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nutella mugcake, you delicious, enormous, highly-caloric bastard! I have VANQUISHED YOU!!!!!
I HAVE CUT YOU IN HALF!
How did I use half an egg you may ask? Well I DIDN'T, that's what! It's the only damm thing in there that's any GOOD for me so I kept THE WHOLE THING!!!
Then, my pretty, I nuked you for 1:45 and am DEVOURING YOU! And I shall do this again, oh yes I shall. One day soon... I may be menstural. I may have had to be fucking pleasant to some sickeningly happy ex. I may once again wind up watching some crappy impovisor from X years ago in a lead on a sitcom. I SHALL DO IT AGAIN!
smonster - Apr 14, 2011 5:48:05 am PDT #19716 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Oh my god, y'all. I may have figured out the missing link for my hope issues - tight psoas muscles. Dear god, it's been years I've been dealing with this every day. It would be incredible if I could reduce the pain significantly.
lisah - Apr 14, 2011 5:53:57 am PDT #19717 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate
tight psoas muscles
I had no idea that was how it was spelled! I love to stretch that muscle out. It's a key stretch if you ride a lot.
WindSparrow - Apr 14, 2011 6:17:09 am PDT #19718 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
smonster, I hope that is the key to relief for you.
ION, I had a very Buffista dream last night. We were running a free-lance spy organization out of a semi-trailer fitted out as a mobile resume printing service as a cover. beth was the contact person for the printing service, and she ran a lot of the technology that we were using to do spy stuff with. There were other Buffistae in the back of the trailer, but I didn't know what all your jobs were. For some reason I had to explain all this to Daniel, mentioned all the spy equipment, then said, "And oh yeah, we can also produce a really sharp-looking resume, if you need one." He and I then went on a recognizance mission in, of all places, a Wal-mart, where we got locked in for the night. So we went to the sporting goods section to find sleeping bags and camp cots to sleep in. Somehow we got distracted by the whole thing turning into a hostage situation. Daniel had come up with some kind of plan to get everyone out safely, but I woke up before he could explain it to me.
Vortex - Apr 14, 2011 6:19:12 am PDT #19719 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Laga - Apr 14, 2011 6:20:45 am PDT #19720 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
That is so awesome. I think I say that way too much but sometimes shit's just awesome, you know?
Not the Bradley Cooper Crow.
Buffistas spies is awesome.
Steph L. - Apr 14, 2011 6:38:08 am PDT #19721 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
That's being badmouthed over in the Movies thread, combined with general (non-Crow) Bradley Cooper love.
WindSparrow - Apr 14, 2011 6:55:19 am PDT #19722 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Buffistas spies is awesome.
It would certainly made a fun show - the bit in the Wal-mart sporting goods section was well on its way to being a cute little romantic moment, before the hostage situation cropped up. It felt like I'd only just met Daniel, so it was the perfect set-up for a healthy bit of UST.