I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophesy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Sep 09, 2010 10:44:27 am PDT #1929 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

(especially with my roommate!!)
Hello! Perfect excuse! Just run it by the roommate, so they don't come over, and roomie says "why didn't you stay here".


Jessica - Sep 09, 2010 10:44:37 am PDT #1930 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I don't understand why I still have 20/20 vision. Both of my parents needed glasses by my age.

Do you ever hear All Along The Watchtower emanating from the walls of your apartment?


omnis_audis - Sep 09, 2010 10:45:26 am PDT #1931 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Do you ever hear All Along The Watchtower emanating from the walls of your apartment?
Nope, that seems to be billytea this round.


Volans - Sep 09, 2010 10:45:51 am PDT #1932 of 30000
move out and draw fire

I don't understand why I still have 20/20 vision. Both of my parents needed glasses by my age.

Fluoride in the water?

Mal told me this morning that he "doesn't really like kids with glasses." I laughed at him. He'll be in glasses this year or next.


Daisy Jane - Sep 09, 2010 11:03:44 am PDT #1933 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I can say now what the news is. My boss is trying to get me off contract and on here permanently.


tommyrot - Sep 09, 2010 11:05:39 am PDT #1934 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yay!

Also funny that no one guessed that.


smonster - Sep 09, 2010 11:05:42 am PDT #1935 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Not going to post in Beep Me, but... my darling sis who already has a number of chronic physical health problems went to the doc this week with acute severe abdominal pain. They have done an ultrasound, and I think biopsies? Possibilities include gallbladder, esophagitis, and h. pylori. Some nothing-big~ma and quick-resolution~ma would not go amiss.

::sigh::


smonster - Sep 09, 2010 11:06:06 am PDT #1936 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh, yay DJ!


amyth - Sep 09, 2010 11:07:58 am PDT #1937 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Some major nothing-big-ma for your sister, smonster.

Good luck, DJ!!!! That's great!


Daisy Jane - Sep 09, 2010 11:08:50 am PDT #1938 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

And also, I hope Aims is able to find something soon. I've got my fingers crossed!