I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - Apr 04, 2011 1:14:50 pm PDT #19053 of 30000

I did already roll my clothes but didn't know about packing heaviest to lightest.

I remember reading that flight attendant thing when it first came out in the Times, and honestly, I think she brought too much stuff with her!


DavidS - Apr 04, 2011 1:35:34 pm PDT #19054 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I know because my beloved Bartleby just pooped one out.

Dear Bartelby, don't eat ground jelly. Though it looks delicious like floor pie or ceiling waffle, it is bad for you.


beekaytee - Apr 04, 2011 1:40:56 pm PDT #19055 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Dear Bartelby, don't eat ground jelly. Though it looks delicious like floor pie or ceiling waffle, it is bad for you.

Man. If only I could translate this into dog and have it downloaded into his tiny, tiny brain.

Did I mention the two cupcakes (different locations), complete with paper?

Yeah.

My mechanical garbage disposer is on the fritz. My fur covered one? Full steam.


Scrappy - Apr 04, 2011 1:46:55 pm PDT #19056 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

One of our dogs has fairly short legs and a long nose which helps her be a master of the snatch-and-grab. On a walk, she can pick up food from the sidewalk without breaking stride at all. Once my DH was walking her and looked down to see she had an entire burrito in her mouth.


askye - Apr 04, 2011 1:48:37 pm PDT #19057 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

Thanks for the tips with the cats.

I went by Petco and got some measurements for some dog crates. They said they could go and try to fit some in my car so I may go do that tomorrow.

Dean and Maddie get along really well, they sleep together and do groom each other. And when there's a door closed between them they claw at the door or Dean meows...well chirps. I don't know if they get car sick, it's only about a mile to the vet so they do okay that way.

The doggie training pads is a good idea, I hadn't thought about that.

I should see how rolling the clothes goes with packing them in boxes. And I keep thinking "I can just pack my winter stuff" but I'll need long sleeves and some light jackets because of the temperature difference. By the end of the week in St Albans the highs will be in the low fifites. The end of the week here it will be high 80s.


Steph L. - Apr 04, 2011 1:49:06 pm PDT #19058 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

One of our dogs has fairly short legs and a long nose which helps her be a master of the snatch-and-grab. On a walk, she can pick up food from the sidewalk without breaking stride at all. Once my DH was walking her and looked down to see she had an entire burrito in her mouth.

If it's on the ground, it belongs to the hound.


Daisy Jane - Apr 04, 2011 1:51:48 pm PDT #19059 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

One of our dogs has fairly short legs and a long nose which helps her be a master of the snatch-and-grab. On a walk, she can pick up food from the sidewalk without breaking stride at all. Once my DH was walking her and looked down to see she had an entire burrito in her mouth.

This is Ozymandias. I loathe bulk trash day when people just put everything on the curb.


sj - Apr 04, 2011 1:53:25 pm PDT #19060 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Duct tape is failing miserably. I'm really hoping that the new braces fit ok when I get home and trying not to panic.


beekaytee - Apr 04, 2011 1:55:31 pm PDT #19061 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

If it's on the ground, it belongs to the hound.

Seriously? If dogs could have tattoos, the Bman would have this inked inside a chicken bone. That's the way he rolls.

One of our dogs has fairly short legs and a long nose which helps her be a master of the snatch-and-grab. On a walk, she can pick up food from the sidewalk without breaking stride at all. Once my DH was walking her and looked down to see she had an entire burrito in her mouth.

Bartleby has learned to be super sneaky like this. He'll surge ahead, grab whatever it is in his schnosicle and keep his head turned away so that I cannot see him chew.

Then there is the bread on one side of the park, poop on the other side of the park so that, as I'm cleaning up, he can dart across and hoover up everything.

That last one left me quite as impressed as I was frustrated. Way to go with the strategic thinking, little man.


§ ita § - Apr 04, 2011 1:58:33 pm PDT #19062 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And when there's a door closed between them they claw at the door or Dean meows

Dean! Sam! Dean!

t /...And Then There Were None