I already know what I'm gonna call her. Got a name all picked out...

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Apr 04, 2011 12:00:08 pm PDT #19046 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Damn. It's a good thing TCG and I are headed home in a little while because one of my leg braces just cracked in half. This is totally my own damn fault. I have had new ones at home for a while that I have been too damn lazy to start wearing. Still, good thing for duct tape.


beth b - Apr 04, 2011 12:01:03 pm PDT #19047 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Tired of being sick. glad other people can help people here, because I can only think of poor me


Connie Neil - Apr 04, 2011 12:15:11 pm PDT #19048 of 30000
brillig

Has Jilli seen these?

[link]


quester - Apr 04, 2011 12:24:48 pm PDT #19049 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Twice as much, actually.

Yes, this! But, they only pay thier own employees the rate I'm getting, so no chance of a raise.


Atropa - Apr 04, 2011 12:36:46 pm PDT #19050 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Has Jilli seen these?

Yes, and has thus far managed to not give in and purchase them. But they are super-cute.


beekaytee - Apr 04, 2011 1:05:54 pm PDT #19051 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

In totally gross news, I did not until about 15 minutes ago, know that McDonald's sells strawberry jelly in those little ketchup packets.

Wanna know how I found out?

You don't really, but I'm going to tell you anyway as I do a full Nelson facepalm.

I know because my beloved Bartleby just pooped one out.

Yep. That bad belly of the last two days? Explained.

Sigh.


Hil R. - Apr 04, 2011 1:11:53 pm PDT #19052 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

When I was a senior in college and getting stressed out, Trudy sent me a coloring book and crayons. It was a fabulous stress reliever.


meara - Apr 04, 2011 1:14:50 pm PDT #19053 of 30000

I did already roll my clothes but didn't know about packing heaviest to lightest.

I remember reading that flight attendant thing when it first came out in the Times, and honestly, I think she brought too much stuff with her!


DavidS - Apr 04, 2011 1:35:34 pm PDT #19054 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I know because my beloved Bartleby just pooped one out.

Dear Bartelby, don't eat ground jelly. Though it looks delicious like floor pie or ceiling waffle, it is bad for you.


beekaytee - Apr 04, 2011 1:40:56 pm PDT #19055 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Dear Bartelby, don't eat ground jelly. Though it looks delicious like floor pie or ceiling waffle, it is bad for you.

Man. If only I could translate this into dog and have it downloaded into his tiny, tiny brain.

Did I mention the two cupcakes (different locations), complete with paper?

Yeah.

My mechanical garbage disposer is on the fritz. My fur covered one? Full steam.