This is a time of celebration, so sit still and be quiet.

Snyder ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Apr 04, 2011 10:36:53 am PDT #19023 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

He did when it was just he and I in a dugout, DJ.

That's grosser even. I'd say predatory.

I have been pretty productive up until just now, but I suddenly got hit with a giant case of the donwannas. Boo.


Aims - Apr 04, 2011 10:40:42 am PDT #19024 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

You could've been lounging on a beach in Barbados with Daniel Radcliffe feeding you peeled grapes while wearing nothing but his Equus costume and you still would have been under no obligation to turn that report in, one nanosecond before it's due.

Your lips, honey. God's ears.

Which, btw, not meant as a criticism of you at all, Aims.

Never took it as one, sweetheart.

I addressed it this way at the behest of one of my co-leaders who said, "You put it out there that you are aware of the request and you ackowledge it needs to be done. That way, he can't rally any troops that you are ignoring request for financial transparency and try to insinuate with others that you are off shopping at the Coach outlet with the cookie money."


Aims - Apr 04, 2011 10:41:28 am PDT #19025 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Also? I might have to start referring to him as McSquirtyPerv. Make that must, not might.


Aims - Apr 04, 2011 10:42:13 am PDT #19026 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

And also also???

My SiL is 3cm dialated, 70% effaced, and in the +1 position! But nary a labor pain yet! Let's hope my nephew makes his appearance this week!!


erin_obscure - Apr 04, 2011 10:54:53 am PDT #19027 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

I really like the term "cheese weasel". Thanks for that new slur.

In my little world, i left the bathroom door open and unattended for 5 minutes and mal got in. pried open the medicine cabinet (admittedly not fully closed) and took off with my night guard. I've found 1/3 of it so far after tearing the house apart and am sorely worried that he managed to ingest the rest of it. Tempted to make him an outdoor cat after the eye-slashing incident but suspect that with all the litter local teens leave floating around he'd just end up eating even more plastic outside. *sigh*


erikaj - Apr 04, 2011 11:00:15 am PDT #19028 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Dude, if I were Rahm, Bad Girl Scout Dad would *so* be getting a dead fish. You don't start off from "embezzler" and try to make friends.


Barb - Apr 04, 2011 11:02:57 am PDT #19029 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Dude, if I were Rahm, Bad Girl Scout Dad would *so* be getting a dead fish. You don't start off from "embezzler" and try to make friends.

erika just made me spew Diet Coke


Aims - Apr 04, 2011 11:03:42 am PDT #19030 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

If you're gonna spew, spew onto this. *holds up monitor*


quester - Apr 04, 2011 11:04:15 am PDT #19031 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Zen, so sorry you are going through this.

Aims, I think you did the right thing.

And translucent-page Frank Lloyd Wright!

Connie, are you an Architecture geek like me?

Ugh, smonster.

Congrats, Steph.

and ION I have a headache and a stomach ache and a sore throat and today is the last day of my temp job and I have no idea when I'll be working again.

I got offered a job by the place I'm temping but the pay would be the same as I'm making as a temp and there would be no benefits. I can't afford to go without benefits as I have just started seeing a thearapist again. I like the people at this company, but not the work. It would be great to have a steady paycheck but this is not quite enough money even at 40 hours.

Blerg!


Trudy Booth - Apr 04, 2011 11:11:00 am PDT #19032 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Trudy, thanks for your thoughts about wiring...lj is being strange here today or I'd leave that there.

I'm just glad my sick, sad, HGTV obsession can be of some use to the world.

Sorry for the big ol' emo dump; I just need to say something and there's no one to talk to.

Oh zen ::snuggles zen::

Today, I get an email that basically says, "I expect a financial report for this year AND last year by Sunday evening since you are off on Spring Break this week."

Jesus. You don't get to speak to me like that unless you're paying me at least 50k with full benefits.

Which I would probably write back to the guy. Something along the lines of:

"You don't get to speak to me like that unless you're paying me at least 50k with full benefits. The financial report isn't due to the GS Council unil June. After that it will be available to the parents."

Were you even a leader last year?