Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Mar 31, 2011 9:52:54 pm PDT #18740 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

good night, poor hamish


Burrell - Mar 31, 2011 10:13:23 pm PDT #18741 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm sorry I didn't say something earlier, Steph. I'm so glad it's going to be fine.


hippocampus - Apr 01, 2011 2:03:19 am PDT #18742 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Dear weather, April fools jokes are for kids and Google employees. Not for you. Quit snowing. Now. No love, me.


Anne W. - Apr 01, 2011 2:05:33 am PDT #18743 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I don't wanna go to work today. It's not that there's anything bad (except possibly some April Fool's Day jokes) waiting for me. I'd just rather stay home to write fic and wallow in a book.


WindSparrow - Apr 01, 2011 4:00:41 am PDT #18744 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Oh! I knew there was something I forgot - Seska, I was sorry to hear about Hamish shuffling off this mortal coil. A brief candle, but still a small light in this wilderness.


SailAweigh - Apr 01, 2011 5:40:13 am PDT #18745 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Whoot for benignity of your ladyparts, Tep! It's no damn fun when the parts that are supposed to be for fun turn on you. I hope the steroids do their job quickly!

Alas, poor Hamish, we salute your passing. ::bows head::

ION, this was posted in our coffee break area a while ago. I ♥ the State of Vermont.


Burrell - Apr 01, 2011 6:04:25 am PDT #18746 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I meant to say something last night, Seska. Sorry to hear about Hamish.


Zenkitty - Apr 01, 2011 6:20:15 am PDT #18747 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I ♥ the State of Vermont.

Whereas, Vermont rocks, Resolved, I will move there if I ever desire to live somewhere colder than fuck but otherwise awesome.

Good-bye, little Hamish.


Steph L. - Apr 01, 2011 6:33:10 am PDT #18748 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Whereas, Vermont rocks, Resolved, I will move there if I ever desire to live somewhere colder than fuck but otherwise awesome.

Seriously, the snow this winter was so bad that it broke my brother's snowblower and he bought a new one that's so large it has a headlight. He's a pretty mellow person, but the enormous amount of snow made him lose his shit more than once.

(askye, you will be renting, so snow removal is NOT going to be the huge bugaboo for you that it is for my brother -- he owns his house, so he *is* the maintenance crew. Also, it has 2 driveways, one of which slopes up at a sharp angle, and the other slopes down. That means that snow whammies him HARD. You will still need long underwear and a really good pair of boots, but snow removal will not be a huge deal for you.)

(Also, you get good cheese, good beer, apple cider donuts, Lake Champlain...oh, and Will!)


§ ita § - Apr 01, 2011 6:36:41 am PDT #18749 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

one of which slopes up at a sharp angle, and the other slopes down

For a moment this had me very confused. I didn't get how one could be up and not down and the other down and not up.

But I'm good now.