Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Barb - Mar 30, 2011 1:08:09 pm PDT #18686 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Oh, Pix-- what a shit sandwich sort of day.

Y'know, whoever's in charge of the program, can we work on Buffista spa for Buffista Island? Pretty please?


Strix - Mar 31, 2011 2:03:00 am PDT #18687 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

The cat peed on the bed last night, my front car window won't roll up, my depression is eating me from my bottom up, and I would rather stab myself in the face than teach in this freaking snake pit today.

But I will be going into work.

Maybe if the fucking sun ever came out, it would help. OH WAIT. I am stuck in a beige box without windows anyway.

BLEARGH.


WindSparrow - Mar 31, 2011 4:28:51 am PDT #18688 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Sends all the cabana boys to Erin.


Strix - Mar 31, 2011 4:37:09 am PDT #18689 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

My bitchface brings all the boys to the yard...


Laura - Mar 31, 2011 5:10:04 am PDT #18690 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Oh dear, cabana boys for Erin and for Pix.


Tom Scola - Mar 31, 2011 5:10:59 am PDT #18691 of 30000
hwæt

Living with Chronic Bitchface.


Barb - Mar 31, 2011 5:17:07 am PDT #18692 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Cabana Boys and foofy drinks and lovely massages.

Buffista spa, dammit!


WindSparrow - Mar 31, 2011 5:46:10 am PDT #18693 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Little paper umbrellas for everyone!


Strix - Mar 31, 2011 7:16:54 am PDT #18694 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

HAH! I love that, Tom!


Zenkitty - Mar 31, 2011 7:22:51 am PDT #18695 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Chronic Bitchface! At last I have a name for this debilitating condition.