Chronic Bitchface! At last I have a name for this debilitating condition.
My love for me now / Ain't hard to explain / The Hero of Canton / The man they call...ME.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Zenkitty - Mar 31, 2011 7:22:51 am PDT #18695 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
erikaj - Mar 31, 2011 7:23:54 am PDT #18696 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
You know what's kind of awkward? Sitting and watching a travel show with your mom wherein the host consumes a fish head and then says "Everyone needs more good head in their lives." (Which is okay...Bourdain being Bourdain. And Mom and I used to watch SATC all the time so it's not like the phrase is foreign. But my mom is a hippie mom so...) Quite frankly, I could do without my mom's "Anything you want to talk about, sweetie?" face at such moments. You know? Especially since her advice to me is more like "Boys suck...throw rocks at them," than anything I could ever really use.
Pix - Mar 31, 2011 9:42:27 am PDT #18697 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.
Thanks everyone for the kind words yesterday. Today is going to be a better day, I so decree. I stayed up until 3am finishing an urban fantasy series I've been addicted to this past week (Karen Moning's Fever series=CRACK!), slept in until 10:30, and now am going to say screw getting the official approval from the insurance company--I'm getting a rental.
Pix - Mar 31, 2011 9:43:47 am PDT #18698 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.
And because it deserves its own post, Chronic Bitchface is AWESOME.
Liese S. - Mar 31, 2011 10:09:06 am PDT #18699 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
My favorite part of Chronic Bitchface is the bit where there are bluebirds tying ribbons in her hair in how she feels. Hee.
Shir - Mar 31, 2011 11:29:28 am PDT #18700 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
And because it deserves its own post, Chronic Bitchface is AWESOME.
That.
Also, I'm shoving cabana boys in Erin's direction via the intertubes, AIFG. I tried to make it sound as less dirty as possible, but fuck it, we're bitches.
Daisy Jane - Mar 31, 2011 11:33:27 am PDT #18701 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Aw, you guys. I'm sorry some of y'all are having such a hard time.
I am unduly happy that I found out Paul Gross has an importance value of 1 or 2 in our database.
Steph L. - Mar 31, 2011 11:45:16 am PDT #18702 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Well, I have good news: the biopsy of my ladyparts already came back, and it's something called benign hyperplasia (sometimes squamous hyperplasia). Key word being "benign," thank god.
Honestly, being told "I'm going to biopsy this" is a bone-chilling phrase, no matter how much I tried to tell myself it was probably nothing.
And it's not *nothing* -- it's just that it's a *benign* something. Basically it's some abnormal cell growth and inflammation due to an irritant -- could be squeezing into jeans that are not exactly as loose as they used to be, could be enthusiastic oral sex (SRSLY; the man could be in the olympics), could be from using only the bike at the gym instead of switching between the bike and the track. The treatment is a topical steroid for a month or two.
I'm mentally relieved, though still physically uncomfortable, though hopefully that won't last much longer. Also still sore from the biopsy. Between this and the acupuncture, I'm a little sick of needles.
Daisy Jane - Mar 31, 2011 11:46:49 am PDT #18703 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Oh good, Steph! So they no longer think it's the other?
Calli - Mar 31, 2011 11:51:09 am PDT #18704 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
That sounds like good news, Steph. I'm glad the results came back benign.