Yeah, Lucy tried that one. (Or, you know, I did on her behalf.) Was not entirely true.
ETA to clarify the xpost: Lucy tried the big boned double coat. The beer and cigarettes were all me.
My heart expands / 'tis grown a bulge in't / inspired by / your beauty effulgent.
William ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
brenda m - Mar 24, 2011 4:00:53 pm PDT #18377 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Steph L. - Mar 24, 2011 4:01:46 pm PDT #18378 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Yeah, Lucy tried that one. (Or, you know, I did on her behalf.) Was not entirely true.
Heh. He *does* have a double coat. Over his DOUBLE FAT.
beekaytee - Mar 24, 2011 4:09:43 pm PDT #18379 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
(He would like me to inform the Internet that he is NOT fat; he just has a double coat. I told him I've tried that excuse for years.)
Yeaaaahhh.
Our pal, Gary, who is a Fiest Hound, turned into the sort of beach ball that Bartleby was at one time. (I'm a horrible convert when it comes to canine obesity) I make a comment to his male person who is, coincidentally, a nationally ranked racing cyclist with zero body fat. His reply was, "He's all muscle." I responded,"Right. Gary is all muscle, just like I am all muscle. Nice try. A treat is an event, not a volume! Give him the tiniest bit and he'll be just as happy!"
He has since trimmed down. Turns out he had figured out how to open the cupboard where the treats are stored and had been helping himself in the middle of the night.
Dogs can be too smart for our own good!
Steph L. - Mar 24, 2011 4:17:27 pm PDT #18380 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Turns out he had figured out how to open the cupboard where the treats are stored and had been helping himself in the middle of the night.
I suspect Kato just orders food online when we're at work.
DavidS - Mar 24, 2011 4:18:40 pm PDT #18381 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Our pal, Gary, who is a Fiest Hound
"1, 2, 3, 4...Show me to the doggie door"
smonster - Mar 24, 2011 4:23:33 pm PDT #18382 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Y'all, I just got up at an open mic and shared the Angel quote, "if nothing you do matters, all that matters is what you do," and talked about what it means to me. Buffistas never say die.
askye - Mar 24, 2011 4:39:27 pm PDT #18383 of 30000
Thrive to spite them
when I was a teenager we had a fluffy kinda fat cat and if anyone commented about her being fat Mom would say "she's not fat she's just fluffy!"
And then we had to get her shaved one summer (she was having heat and flea problems). And then Mom's comment was "she's not just fluffy she's fat!"
My Dean is underweight because he has food allergies and/or Kitty IBS so i have to give him a supplement. Pf course Dean looooves grains and bad things for him. He'll eat unpopped popcorn --sneak it right out of the bowl.
ChiKat - Mar 24, 2011 4:51:23 pm PDT #18384 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
My cat is underweight, but now that he's on hyperthyroid meds, he's gaining weight. He had gotten down to 9.6 lbs (from his svelte and healthy 12 lbs). He's now almost 11 lbs. I hope he puts on another pound or so in the next couple of months.
Pix - Mar 24, 2011 4:52:29 pm PDT #18385 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.
ChiKat, I'm so sorry.
Aims - Mar 24, 2011 5:05:33 pm PDT #18386 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
ChiKat - I am so sorry about the RIF. WIll you finish out the school year or are you done right now?
So my pregnant friend is in labor right now or has just had the baby in the past couple of hours. She chose to be induced on her due date.
Thanks so much for your support through this, even though I wiped out the major statement I made. I love you guys so much. It's just that simple.