Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Mar 23, 2011 2:57:28 am PDT #18227 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

We interrupt your regularly scheduled Swedish Chef to bring you a few more photos of Ryan: [link]
Mostly it's just an excuse to link to this photo, which I think captures him rather well: [link]


Laura - Mar 23, 2011 3:07:04 am PDT #18228 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Awww, thank you for spreading the joy.


hippocampus - Mar 23, 2011 3:20:00 am PDT #18229 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Aims, that's great news!

Askye, apartment~ma!

BT, Ryan is growing so fast! He's adorable.

I'm loving the Swedish Chef.


Fred Pete - Mar 23, 2011 4:07:17 am PDT #18230 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Yay, Aims!


Shir - Mar 23, 2011 4:44:43 am PDT #18231 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Skipping, in class, and trying not to freak out.

My first suicide bombing here. It was in the other side of the central bus station, so very close (50 meters) to where I take the bus from every other day.

It will take a few hours to hear from my friends. There are many of them here.


Zenkitty - Mar 23, 2011 4:54:48 am PDT #18232 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Oh, Shir, that's terrifying. I'm so glad you're safe! May your friends all be safe as well.


Fred Pete - Mar 23, 2011 5:20:43 am PDT #18233 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

All comfort and ~ma for your friends, Shir.


Ginger - Mar 23, 2011 5:23:36 am PDT #18234 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Thanks for checking in, Shir. I thought of you right away.


Barb - Mar 23, 2011 5:36:51 am PDT #18235 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I'm hearing them in the Swedish Chef's voice in my head.

I think my life would be more amusing if I heard everything in his voice.

You should come visit me. Both my son & husband are prone to breaking out into fairly respectable Swedish Chef voices (is that an oxymoron?) at the drop of a hat.

It makes driving a bit of an adventure, sometimes.


Barb - Mar 23, 2011 5:38:05 am PDT #18236 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Shir, I'm glad you checked in-- much ~ma that your friends are safe.