I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Mar 19, 2011 7:37:47 pm PDT #17990 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I miss your job with the latina girls, Erin.


Strix - Mar 19, 2011 7:38:59 pm PDT #17991 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

There are some really nice people who work there, and the sad thing is, I think the administration really, truly wants the best for kids. The lower schools do ok, but the upper school is a frickin' mess.

They just are horrible leaders. Lots of theory, little practicality. And, as a Virgo, the organization! God, the lack of organization. People, it's called a calendar. Use it.


Strix - Mar 19, 2011 7:40:57 pm PDT #17992 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I loved that job. My girls still keep in touch; I met with one a couple of weeks ago; she's in college, and wanted advice on how to run her Hispanic Student Association.

I fucked that job up myself, though, with my depression and my health problems. I own that. I'd go back in a hot second.

ETA: I did send in a resume and writing sample to be a content writer at Shmoop, though, so if any SanFran peeps are BFF's with anyone who works there, please tell them they should hire me to write snarky yet intellectual study guides for literature. I will bake you cookies and send you liquor!


Typo Boy - Mar 19, 2011 9:45:48 pm PDT #17993 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Don't know if you are hugger Erin, so just good wishes for everything working out.


Typo Boy - Mar 19, 2011 9:47:40 pm PDT #17994 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Ultimate diamond shoes too tight story? Marginally NSFW


WindSparrow - Mar 20, 2011 12:33:40 am PDT #17995 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

What the heck, cat? Sammie just got up on my desk, purred prettily at me, and started chewing on a silver and lapis lazuli cuff bracelet. Oh, and now I'm chasing her out from behind the entertainment center because she's acting like a cat who wants to chew on wires. Somebody's got an oral fixation.


billytea - Mar 20, 2011 2:37:10 am PDT #17996 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I know you've all been wondering, so here's a quick Ryan update. I have discovered this weekend that my son has Opinions. One such opinion is that baseball caps are only to be worn the right way around. If I put my cap on backwards (to take a photo, say), he will not rest until he's removed it and set it back to rights on Daddy's head. he has the courage of his convictions, this one. (Or, if his mother is to be believed, OCD. Tomayto, tomahto.)


WindSparrow - Mar 20, 2011 3:28:12 am PDT #17997 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Go, opinion-having Ryan. Don't let your dad get away with being sloppy.


Laura - Mar 20, 2011 3:40:54 am PDT #17998 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I'm sorry, Erin. That sounds incredibly disheartening.

I say courage of his convictions. Set dad straight, Ryan.


billytea - Mar 20, 2011 3:41:18 am PDT #17999 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

It's only right. I have a bit of a backlog of Ryan photos here, but here are a few from Christmas-time: [link]

Note, in the last photo, the DVD on the table behind him: [link]