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sj - Mar 19, 2011 1:34:33 pm PDT #17966 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Don't they have sword-canes? Surely you could work out some sort of sword-crutch thing, sj. I vote for it.

Then I would just need a license to cut ignorant people who don't know that it is easier for them to get out of my way than it is for me to get out of theirs.

Barb - Mar 19, 2011 1:45:10 pm PDT #17967 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Then I went to Target and spent another $100, on...I'm not sure what. Batteries and swimsuit and TP?

And you went just for the TP, right?

meara - Mar 19, 2011 1:50:09 pm PDT #17968 of 30000

Actually I went for the TP and the swimsuit (or the hopes thereof). And sunscreen. And immodium (I'm going to Mexico, just in case...). But somehow it all added up to more money than Goodwill, even though the bags were a lot smaller...

sj - Mar 19, 2011 2:02:04 pm PDT #17969 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Adulthood fail. I just now realized that the t-shirt I have been wearing all day has quite a few tiny moth holes in it. I wonder how much of my other clothing has been eaten.

§ ita § - Mar 19, 2011 2:50:30 pm PDT #17970 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Don't they have sword-canes?

By they, do you mean me? Because I totally do. Also, in highly excellent sword-for-ita news, my Dread Pirate Roberts sword finally came, and I am totally in love. I'm so glad I got this instead of the Six Fingered Man's sword, actually.

::brb, fondling::

Maria - Mar 19, 2011 3:02:29 pm PDT #17971 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

ita and weapons = OTP

Laura, I'm so glad that your mother's ailments are all treatable. Continuing the ~ma for her well-being.

Trudy, yay for healing feet!

Zen, that sounds like a lovely way to remember your Mom.

Liese S. - Mar 19, 2011 3:08:58 pm PDT #17972 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I have a lot of moth holes. I cannot conquer the moths. And yet, I leave the light on to attract them, because the phoebes are hanging out on my deck again this year, and apparently I like birds more than I like clothes.

smonster - Mar 19, 2011 3:10:37 pm PDT #17973 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

repurposed drawers for mini raised beds

OMG, brilliant.

I am hongry. Stoopid board meetings. I'm not in it, I'm just waiting for people who are.

DCJensen - Mar 19, 2011 3:20:48 pm PDT #17974 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Then I went to Target and spent another $100, on...I'm not sure what.

This is their unofficial motto, methinks.

Steph L. - Mar 19, 2011 4:16:48 pm PDT #17975 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

God damn. My father calls me, I say we're getting ready to go out to dinner, he says, "Oh, I won't keep you long," then stays on the phone for 52 minutes. FIFTY-TWO. (Tim was in the shower, so Dad wasn't slowing me down. Which is not the point. I don't know when my dad became worse at acknowledging and respecting boundaries than my mother did. And saying that is HUGE, because my mom doesn't think other people should have boundaries, and I am not kidding.)

I think my dad is responsible for my migraines. I'm not joking. Because my head went from okay to MASSIVE PAIN in those 52 minutes.

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