Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Mar 19, 2011 2:50:30 pm PDT #17970 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Don't they have sword-canes?

By they, do you mean me? Because I totally do. Also, in highly excellent sword-for-ita news, my Dread Pirate Roberts sword finally came, and I am totally in love. I'm so glad I got this instead of the Six Fingered Man's sword, actually.

::brb, fondling::


Maria - Mar 19, 2011 3:02:29 pm PDT #17971 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

ita and weapons = OTP

Laura, I'm so glad that your mother's ailments are all treatable. Continuing the ~ma for her well-being.

Trudy, yay for healing feet!

Zen, that sounds like a lovely way to remember your Mom.


Liese S. - Mar 19, 2011 3:08:58 pm PDT #17972 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I have a lot of moth holes. I cannot conquer the moths. And yet, I leave the light on to attract them, because the phoebes are hanging out on my deck again this year, and apparently I like birds more than I like clothes.


smonster - Mar 19, 2011 3:10:37 pm PDT #17973 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

repurposed drawers for mini raised beds

OMG, brilliant.

I am hongry. Stoopid board meetings. I'm not in it, I'm just waiting for people who are.


DCJensen - Mar 19, 2011 3:20:48 pm PDT #17974 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Then I went to Target and spent another $100, on...I'm not sure what.

This is their unofficial motto, methinks.


Steph L. - Mar 19, 2011 4:16:48 pm PDT #17975 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

God damn. My father calls me, I say we're getting ready to go out to dinner, he says, "Oh, I won't keep you long," then stays on the phone for 52 minutes. FIFTY-TWO. (Tim was in the shower, so Dad wasn't slowing me down. Which is not the point. I don't know when my dad became worse at acknowledging and respecting boundaries than my mother did. And saying that is HUGE, because my mom doesn't think other people should have boundaries, and I am not kidding.)

I think my dad is responsible for my migraines. I'm not joking. Because my head went from okay to MASSIVE PAIN in those 52 minutes.


Scrappy - Mar 19, 2011 4:24:57 pm PDT #17976 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I don't get it, Tep. Can't you just say, "That was great, I have to go now."? I feel your pain, as my mom would keep me on the phone for an hour every night if she could, and I have had to learn to say goodbye and be REALLY firm, because she will pull the "Oh, just one more thing..." over and over and over. It usually takes three "I have to go" before I actually CAN go, but it does cut the time on the phone down from an hour to 20 minutes or so.


javachik - Mar 19, 2011 4:39:36 pm PDT #17977 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Scrappy's right. He's not going to respect your boundaries until you do.


sj - Mar 19, 2011 4:41:37 pm PDT #17978 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Scrappy is wise. I have a few people in my life that just don't get it. And I had to realize that there was no way to change them, so I just have to keep repeating that I have to go, even if I have to be rude and interrupt saying it multiple times. I can imagine it is harder to do that if it is a parent.


erin_obscure - Mar 19, 2011 5:04:15 pm PDT #17979 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

sometimes my phone "loses connection" during obnoxiously long calls when i've tried to end the call politely to no avail.

eta: not the best plan, but in my passive aggressive way it's the only way to break mom out of a conversation rut.